THE MATHEMATICS OF RELATIONSHIP!

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Hi, when we were in school, we played by these rules, if u don't, am sorry for u Rule 1. before a guy settles down, in trying to locate the right girl TO AVOID DIVORCE, you must use completing the square method this enables you to sample many before u decide to settle all you have to do is sample at A FREQUENCY EQUAL OR GREATER THAN NYQUIST RATE RULE 2. NEVER USE THE ALMIGHTY FORMULAR COS U WONT HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAMPLE HENCE YOU ARE TO WATCH ONLY ONE CHANNEL THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE, OTHER GUYS MIGHT WATCH FROM 2 TO 1000 RULE 3. 1000 CHANNELS AND ABOVE ARE FOR THE SOLOMONS OF OUR TIME SO IF YOUR NOT, DONT TRY IT RULE 4.GOD SAVE YOU, IF YOU ARE USING COMPLETING THE SQUARE AND THE LADY IS USING THE ALMIGHTY FORMULAR RULE 5. IF RULE 4 APPLIES TO YOU, YOU CAN ASSUME THE IMAGINARY SOLUTION AND PLACE YOUR BEST FRIEND AS THE REAL SOLUTION, BEFORE LONG, YOU WILL BE DISCARDED THESE REMAINING RULES SHOULD BE WRITTEN IN YOUR HEART RULE 6. DULL BOY + DULL GIRL = PREGNANCY RULE 7. DULL BOY + SMART GIRL = MARRIAGE RULE 7. SMART BOY + DULL GIRL = ROMANCE RULE 8. SMART BOY + SMART GIRL = AFFAIR RULE 9. AX[sup][/sup]2+BX+C=O THAT IS TO SAY THAT WEN U FIND THE RIGHT ONE , THIS EQUATION MUST B EQUAL TO RULE 10. IN MARRIAGE, X1+X2=1 AND X1-X2=0. THIS EXPLAINS WHY RULE 9 MUST B ZERO AN ADVICE FROM ME TO LADIES , NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO , U MUST ALWAYS BE SMART, IF YOUR ARE NOT, DONT ENTER A RELATIONSHIP GUYS, THIS THEOREM IS PATENTED AND COPYRIGHTED, DONT USE ANYHOW