To All the Moms. - Mamas Test - Happy Mothers Day
By ketybhagat
@ketybhagat (4123)
India
May 10, 2009 11:28pm CST
A mother was out walking with her 4-year-old daughter. She picked up
something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
Mom took the item away from
her and asked her not to do that. 'Why?' her daughter asked. 'Because it's
been on the ground; you don't know where it's been,
it's dirty, and probably
has germs,' she replied.
At this point, the daughter looked at her with total
admiration and asked, 'Mama, how do you know all this
stuff? You are so smart.'
Mom was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff.
It's on the Mama Test. You
have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.'
They walked along in silence
for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this
new information.
'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you
don't pass the test you have to be the
Dad.' 'Exactly,' mom replied with a big smile on
her face.
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7 responses
@ketybhagat (4123)
• India
12 May 09
Yes, you poor dads, not so smart like us moms. Now that you mention it, how many children do you have ? I have one son. Good luck to all of you.
@jcservant (96)
• Philippines
11 May 09
Hi ketybhagat. No offense to anyone, but i thought the the kid will say that why her mom know all this stuff because the mother been like that also when she was still a kid and found out for herself that putting anything in the mouth indeed have alot of germs because of having stomach ache or LBM afterwards lol...but seriously that post is really cute...I hope all dads in here read that...hehehe....long live the moms. Happy mylotting.
@ketybhagat (4123)
• India
12 May 09
That is a possibility, but why spoil the childs happiness when she happily deduces that mothers are smart. Amd moms too love that, eh. Yeh, best thing that ever happened to children, moms. Guess the dads are all red in the face. haha.
@jazel_juan (15746)
• Philippines
11 May 09
now that is funny! well there are stuff that only mommies know and mommies can feel! its like mommies are equipped with an extra sense of stuff! right? hurray for all mommies here in mylot!
@ketybhagat (4123)
• India
11 May 09
Glad you enjoyed this as much as I did. Yeh, mummies are the best and must know how to answer innocent questions. Guess God gave this capacity only to mums. Thanks and yes, hurray to all moms.
@srganesh (6340)
• India
11 May 09
Yes!Moms have to be smart to reply kids with acceptable answers to their age.And kids rely on moms for a certain period and dads enter the scene lately.Kids are over smart and they should be answered for even embarassing questions with care and love.Cheers!I understand the joke,in between the lines.LOL!
@ketybhagat (4123)
• India
11 May 09
Yes, children ask the most embarassing questions at times and we are in a soup. However, as you say, a child depends on his mom more than his dad till he grows up. Haha. So you got the message. Smart guy. hehe.
@achinthya (1216)
• India
11 May 09
yes, as a mother our first priority is to protect the child from any kind of dangers and to bring only smile to her lips..
@ketybhagat (4123)
• India
11 May 09
With the children being smarter and smarter these days, its upto mothers to be ready with pat answers, which sometimes can be quite embarassing. But moms know how to handle this. Thats why moms are the best. thanks.
@melkbremomof2 (116)
• United States
11 May 09
LOL That is adorable. I will have to share that with some of my non-myLot friends. I never heard it before. Happy mothers day all! I guess it is officially the day after, but I hope all you mom's had a great day!!!
@ketybhagat (4123)
• India
11 May 09
Haha, so you caught on the meaning well. Of course, the more the mums and dads read this the bettr. Hurrah for all the moms of the world.
@stephcjh (38473)
• United States
11 May 09
LOL. That is cute. I hope all of the mothers out there had a wonderful Mother's Day. I hope you had alot of love and had a peaceful day.
@ketybhagat (4123)
• India
11 May 09
Thanks steph, glad you enjoyed it. I had a wonderful day with my family and even lost at playing cards, hehe.
