***Pickup Lines***
By tabsnlos
@tabsnlos (587)
United States
May 12, 2009 4:00pm CST
What is the funniest pickup line you ever heard?? Or what is your best pickup line.
Do they work?
I got this one the other day: Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
HAHA... Was this guy serious??? Like how many times have you heard that one on tv? I was never one to fall for a pickup line, but I still find them extremely amusing.
Lets hear your best one...
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5 responses
@personaave (598)
• Philippines
13 May 09
I have heard a lot of pickup lines before.. and thank God no one ever used it on me! Otherwise, I'd burst out laughing in front of that person's face which would really be rude.. or I'd get really annoyed or irritated. Anyway, here are some of those classic pick up lines I know and have heard of: "Aren't you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night".. "If I would rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together".."Where have you been all my life?"..."Is your father a thief? Coz someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes".."Would you touch me? So I can tell my friends that I've been touched by an angel"... "Are you religious? Coz you're the answer to all of my prayers".."Do you have a band aid? Because i scraped my knee falling for you".."Excuse me, is your dad a terrorist? Coz you're the BOMB!".."Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?".."I think you stole something..[what?]..my heart".."You must be a light switch, coz everytime I see you, you turn me on".."I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you".."If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought".."can I have your picture, So I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas?".."You're like a dictionay, you add meaning to my life".."People call me John, but you can call me tonight"..(yuck! lol!)
@classicelfryoko (109)
• United States
13 May 09
omgsh those are sooo funny. lol, I don't think i've had a guy use any of those on me before. ^_^ I'm glad the poster started this topic, maybe people will post more of these. .
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@tabsnlos (587)
• United States
13 May 09
Yea I know the kind of scary men you are talking about. For me, a good pickup line is so funny and I can't help but laugh in there face. No pickup line has ever worked...LOL, but the thought that they actually went there is hilarious! I usually don't get pickup lines either. For me I get more of the uncomfortable stares, like they have just undressed you with their eyes... So creepy!!
@PurpleTeddyBear (6685)
• Canada
13 May 09
Hahaha I like the space pants one LoL! I honestly don't think that pick up lines work either!
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@PurpleTeddyBear (6685)
• Canada
13 May 09
Funny ones that I got said to me in my "bar days" were lines like ...
Is that a mirror in your pocket ... because I can see myself in your pants
Did it hurt falling from heaven
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
Your feet must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all day
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@freyjamoon (90)
• Australia
22 May 09
lol i have an 18 yr old son who thinks hes gods gift to women, he has some italian in him. n e way he always tries to pick up girls online and his fav saying is : is that a mirror in ya pocket cause i can see myself in your pants.
