Make me laugh

an elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: stop! acts 2:38 the burglar stopped in his tracks the woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. as the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: why did you just stand there? all the old lady did was shout a scripture to you. scripture? replied the burglar. she said she had an ax and two 38's! if this doesn't get you laughting, i'm afraid nothing will.

Looks like you are so gloomy. Is there anything that bothers you? You better laugh out loud at yourself if you feel sad disappointed or what ever happens to u in bad situation. But don't do it in front of people, they think you are crazy... Do it at your own room. Or if you want to have some company but feel lonely, watch the comedy show that makes you laugh.. in that way, you won't feel so bad...hehe.