Have you ever had a mouth full of............??

United States
May 26, 2009 9:26pm CST
Have you ever had a mouth and nose full of someone else's fart!! don't even try to lie!! today my son farted right in front of me while we were walking to the park and I tell you by the time, i smelled and started to say anything, i had a mouth and nose full of fart and all I could do was laugh, yes i know sucking more fart in to my lungs, he must have know what I was laughing at cause he bust out laughin too!!! I guess I found comfort in knowing he was mine and my home cooking was the cause....maybe.... Tell the truth and a brief story if you like, we could all use a good laugh now a days!!
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sunshine4
@sunshine4 (8703)
• United States
27 May 09
I just have to thank you for the laugh you just gave me! I read this and just can't stop laughing. I can't say that I have had the pleasure or not so pleasureful experience!
Wizzywig
@Wizzywig (7847)
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27 May 09
My job includes cleaning up incontinent patients so I've learned from experience not to speak unless my head is well above bum level!! We did have one gentleman in a few weeks back who would shout 'Stand back... I can feel a fart coming!'
mtdewgurl74
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
27 May 09
Oh my.. I know exactly what you mean..My husband love him, but not his farts. He likes to do that to me. I should try to do that to him see how he likes it but he doesn't think it is ladylike to fart in from of others. Yesterday he sit down in my lap so I could scratch his back and farted and I about choked and gagged. Men can be so nasty. I scratched his back as fast as i could all the while trying to push him off my lap..Whooo!
Judyjb
@Judyjb (9)
• Bahrain
27 May 09
LOL tell me about it. I get all the time. Here it isnt my son it is my daughter. And she is least bit bothered ant it. But I an worried :-) she has to learn some manners she is a girl after all!!! and you know how Indians react. But it is fun though at home :-)