Humpty Dumpty was pushed! Nursery rhymes and possible evil beginnings.....

I have been trying to respond here for ages but reading is such fun that I get sidetracked! brilliant topic! It's been a long time since I spoke of nursery rhymes and the only one I can remember other than the ones already mentioned talks of a sheep and his three bags full I'm sure you will have an explanation for that (them?).

Oh, yes there is definite proof that Humpty was the victim of a conspiracy to get something to eat. Our version of the rhyme goes, "all the kings horses and all the kings men, had eggs and bacon for breakfast" As you can see, Humpty is not an individual, but a name representing a whole barnyard of chickens and their oval progeny. I guess they were teaming up with the wolf in "three little pigs" to get the bacon. Now here's one I think was designed to mess with the heads of young kids. "A dillar a dollar, a ten o'clock scholar, What makes you come so soon? You used to come at 10 o'clock but now you come at noon." Ok, until you catch the sarcasm, a kid is scratching his head over that one, I know I was.

Does 'Goosey ,goosey gander' mean a woman of bad reputation.? "Goosey Goosey Gander where shall I wander, Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady's chamber There I met an old man who wouldn't say his prayers, I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs".

So ??? You know the reality too eh, but Alas ! You know only part of it... OK, here's the real story, Old MacDonald wasn't so old actually when all of this happened... There was this hot blond Mary working at his farm with all the sheep (of course they wanted the kids to think she had only one sheep (security reasons)). But this guy had a granddaughter Heidi, when he really got old, Heidi was taken away from him and he became all grumpy. So he started staying all alone and doing grumpy stuff like that... So one day, he heard some fun and merrymaking from the top of the hill... There was Mr. Dumpty, and there were these small kids, whom he later found out were Jack and Jill... So McD being all old and Mary all uninteresting, he decided a plot to take down Humpty Jill and Jack. But he was a man filled with grief because of the loss of Heidi, so he wanted to take down everyone in a single night... So one dark monday night, when the kids were going up the hill to play with Humpty, he asked Jack to fetch a pail of water. Of course guys, he denied, but then there was Jill there too. So to impress her (assuming she was a she !!!) he agreed... And then that night all these nursery rhymes and stories were born to feed upon the minds of innocent children. As you might have guessed by now, there was the big bad wolf hired by McD to take care of the kids and Humpty... So when the kids were busy in other things (obviously fetching the pail, naughty mind) Dumpty was pushed and then when the kids came running after hearing the splatter, a huff and a puff and you know about the neural problems that Jack had to face. Oh yeah, last but not least, Mr. Big bad wolf was paid via paypal (Oh come on, don't say didn't know that ).. Hey wanted to tell you about the little green men from mars whom they pictured as dwarfs but some other day.......

Well that's a very great way of introducing Nursery Rhymes to kindergarten kids! Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn, the sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn???? (now why would a cow get into a corn? does the cow have an idea of his big size?) Where is the little boy who looks under the sheep? He's under the haystack fast asleep? Now aside from the malingering issues of little boy blue, why was he called boy blue in the first place? He probably had a heart disease! And yet his parents forced him to 'blow horns' all day, and instead of giving him a good place to rest, he was given a stack of hay! Talk about child neglect and child abuse!! And well this isn't a nursery rhyme, but I think the beans that Jack got were GMO (Genetically Modified) that a man stole from a botanical lab s he could grow giant beans and export them to many parts of the world. tsk....tsk...tell me if the beans reach you in Cairo!lol

These are cases of attempted murder the CIA and FBI are on track and the kings men and his horses will be arrested All other cases are under investigation

Conspiracy theories is it ?.. Twinkle twinkle little star..how i wonder what you are ?? A UFO... Ba.Ba Black sheep have..Thre bags full..? what's the wool here James..and 3 bags of them ? London bridge is falling down...Terrorism angle ? Three blind mice, three blind mice,.....Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,..Now that's got an evil beginning allright? Did you ? Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard....So the poor little doggie had none...Dognappers? I think humpty dumpty was pushed too..

This discussion is a riot! This discussion is the mother of all conspiracy theories! Twinkle twinkle little star seems to be left out. Was that a star, or a government sent satellite to keep a tab on us?

LMAO!!!! James, you really need to get more sleep. Although, the three men in a tub do have me concerned. Why were they in a tub together? Sounds a bit kinky to me, ya know.

Are you the one that stole the humpty dumpty costume from the local play theater here last week? seriously...the men in blue are looking for the humpty dumpty costume thief!! seems a bit suspicious that you are obsessing with humpty dumpty and such. hmmm...

lol I don't know about any of those other characters but I know that Mary had a little lamb because: Mary had a little sheep And with the sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram. Mary had a little lamb.

Nice conversation with the old lady who lives in the shoe. See there are always different things that pop into peoples heads. who knows who the father was to all those kids. And welfare she would have know choice but to be on it for the sake of know money coming in. And who would watch all those kids why she worked?

LOL Snow white and making fake Nikes. Mary growing her own stuff. To funny. But I understand where you are coming from asking the questions. Jack and Jill and Humpty Dumpty are 2 good ones to be asking about. I was wondering on those 2 myself.

woohooo... this is the first ever discussion where i have read all the responses... i dont have anything to contribute, but i love reading everything in here just want to let you know that... what a great discussion this was, , if there was a best post competition, i'll vote for this as the number one... thanks for all the laughs... ===== will be checking this for new responses... ===== have you got anything for twinkle twinkle little stars?

lol...James...I don't see you around here anymore and I'm sure you are getting the much needed sleep. How do you come up with such discussions??? What do you think of? How does your mind work? Were Little Tommy trying to kill the cat? How come Hickety Pickety lays eggs only for gentlemen? (some conspiracy against the females there?) Why did P*ssy (lol..I couldn't type the word...and didn't realize)cat go to London - on a mission or visiting the Queen?

Hey James!! You have really been panda spanking...Keep it up! I will follow you soon..

Nursery rhymes are fun to hear. They are intended for the innocent minds. The kids I mean. Upon reading this I just realized that they have hidden message as well. You unfounded it. The reading is fun. The discussion is very much alive. I like it.

You read the wolf's version of the "Three Little Pigs"?