Where have all the good men gone to??

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Seriously where are they? I have searched high and low, north and south, east and west, front and back, anywhere else you can think of I have searched and haven't found one. I've even traveled round the world and zip, nadda, nothing, zero!..And no they are not in the clubs, pubs, parks, community groups, churches, conferences, parties, even online, they are not there!! Where are you??? Where's the dear guy who when he sees me treats me like a queen, goddess? Where's the guy that says I'll call you and actually does call? Where's the guy that gives me goose bumps whenever he's around and I can't get him out of my head? Where's the guy that says I love you and not sniff around for another female? Where's the guy that will actually remember my birthday/our anniversary without me giving him hints? Where is the guy that is not married, no kids, no ex wife or girlfriend that cant get rid off, no gay guys?? I could go on asking questions but you get my point... if you're there or you know where to find one, holler back