Can you tell us the coldest joke you have ever heard?

Stevie Wonder was having an interviewand the interviewer asked about what it was like to be blind. He answered:"it's not that bad, I mean, it could be worse, I could be black!"

How can you tell when a blonde has been on you computer??? There's white out all over the screen!!! This from a blonde LOL

When Ghandi visited England, there was a point when he was asked by a journalist, "Mr, Ghandi! What do you think of Western civilization?" To which he replied, "I think it would be a good idea." For a pacifist, he's a bit talkative, innee? If that were me, I'd say "I'm not writing that. I'll take back that degree from London University, and those specs. What do you think of it now, Mr. Magoo?"