What Bologna will do to ya...

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"A man in Oklahoma City said he was attacked for his bologna and cheese sandwich. Police say 24-year-old Roger Hamilton told them he was sitting on a bus station bench Wednesday, about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich, when another man began staring at him. Hamilton told the police that the man then punched him in the mouth and grabbed his sandwich and left. Police say Hamilton has a swollen lip and his face was covered in blood. The police report listed value of the sandwich at 76 cents. Police have not found the attacker." -As reported in The Oklahoman. How funny is this? Beware there is a punching bologna snatcher on the lose! Wow, times really are desperate. I would have been pissed to find out it was bologna and not turkey.