accidentally fart in public

I experience once in farting in public. i was about to cross the street beside me is a lamp post. two of my male freinds are with me. we were talking when suddenly i farted. 4 girl student passed by as i farted, my two friends shocked and began to laugh and i quickly made a comment about the incident, i said: " what kind of post is this?, it squeak so loud. did they ever stood this properly?" . just to avoid any comments from the girls i laugh and said " please excuse the lamp post in making that loud squeak." :) though embarass but i manage to make the situation more enjoyable.

lol. in my opinion if you have a case of public farting you may just want to find the nearest public restroom and do what you need to do there. It's safer for everyone, well probably not the one in stall next to you. but it's better than being seen in public with the guilty face.

I think I will just keep silent and hope nobody notice to avoid the embarassed moment.

then what do you do or what do you say ? I bet silence is golden in that case. most people pretend there's nothing happening.

I think that if you have to fart you can't leave it in to the point to explode. Everybody know that it has to come out. If somebody is not happy to smell they hust have to find another corner to hang out.

I agree with dafter, dont do anything. pretend like it never happened.

ha, ha, ha, i know that feeling. i dont it in an exam, wow that was awful you how i exit the room like flask gordon

Have I accidentally farted in public. Good question. While I have broken wind in a highly populated area before, I never actually wanted to do so. It was never really a choice on my part. It was either going to happen, or it was going to happen a few seconds or so later. Either way, it was going to happen. I can gladly say that I've never intentionally let one rip in public. There was this one time where I did a loud fart when nobody was around, then someone walked towards me from the corner of a building. I tried to get away before they figured out that smell was from a human, and not the squirrel in the tree nearby. It was too late though.No point in denying it. I just wish they didn't act all stealthy, walking around like they were a ninja or something.

I think that I should do nothing... I try to convince other people that it was not my fault!

That is probably one of the most embarassing problems ever! I have never done it myself. I guess a simple excuse me and then bidding a hasty retreat or just going on like nothing happened is best.