Amongst All The Tragic News, An Amusing Report!

ohmygosh, that mustve been hilarious for the onlookers. lol. good thing that the president was able to turn the situaion into a positive one, thanks for sharing this darkwing http://kcatwoman.blogspot.com

CeeCee comes in and wakes me up in the morning. She jumps up on the bed and nuzzles my neck. She is so gentle about it. Once I am up, she runs straight for the door so I can let her out. It is not embarrassing but it is something that is special for me.

oh my I was standing out side in POrt Gibsomn Miss. talking to a lady wehn my Banjo peed on her leg come to find out her chihuahua was in heat! and he was a dingo/shepard BIG differnts in size lol

Oh is that funny!, lol! What a great story, and I'm glad to see how he kept his composure, sort of, haha. Those monkeys are just too hilarious, and you're right, they couldn't care less about anything and obviously who you are either, HAh! I sort of have a story for you, it came to mind. Now you have to picture in your head this whole story. Years ago when my kids were little I had two dogs, basically for protection purposes because it was just the kids and I. One was a beautiful Gordon Setter named Pepper which I adopted at an older age. The other was a St. Bernard named Gypsy who we had since she was eight weeks old. Gypsy would stay "outside" because she liked it better than in the house and would always come in and want to go back out, and Pepper stayed "inside" because she liked it better indoors. Just to let you know she did have shelter outside on our back porch which was nice and cozy for her. I had a very high wooden stock fence put up to keep Gypsy, Pepper and the kids of course, safe on the inside of the yard. I also had a very large sign on the fence which stated "DOGS ON PREMISES" to warn people, and it helped keep weirdo's away too, haha. They never knew what kind of dogs were there either. Both dogs were very gentle BUT very protective of us all, and I never worried about someone walking in the door uninvited. So, here I am one day just doing my normal cleaning, the kids were playing with friends down the street, and I happen to look up out the front window at these two Nuns that I saw, and guessed they were visiting the people diagonally across from us. No big deal but I found it strange that they just stood perfectly still like two stiff boards, did not talk to one another, and just starred out to the street. So, I watched for a good two minutes wondering "What the heck, how strange", and the next thing I see is Gypsy, the St. Bernard, walking nonchalantly around from the side of the house, going up to them and smelling their habits and their shoes, and walking around them, and wagging her tail, and looking up at them wondering why she wasn't being petted. WELL, no wonder they were stiff as boards!...she weighed well over 100 pounds and was huge, and her head just about stood as tall as their shoulders. Oh My, did I bolt out the door and ran as fast as my little legs could carry me to go get her, but I did have to chuckle and told them she does not bite as I was getting closer and the whole picture just kept getting funnier and funnier to me the closer I got. They still didn't move, just grinned and looked at me in total fear. I thought I was going to die, hahaahhaaa. I took her collar and they just kind of sighed with relief and I was apologizing all over the place, telling them how sorry I was she got loose and out the gate, but at the same time as red as I was, I still couldn't help laughing too. Eventually, they did see she was friendly and did pet her sort of very quickly, haha, and I took her home. When I went inside I just lost it and couldn't stop laughing, and I swear Gypsy was laughing with me as it looked like she had this big grin on her furry face. That's my story hon, I hope you had a little laugh from it, I know I did just re-telling it. Hugsxxx...Bobbie

I do not have an embarrassing moment that happened to me but I do have a funny story to share. I took my children to the zoo recently where we were able to go into this room that puts you right up close to the chimps with a glass divider of course. Well my 15 year old daughter was up ahead a bit watching them when one pooed in its hand and then starting sucking it in and out of its mouth. My daughters reaction to this was funnier than the chimp because she flipped out, screamed and I thought she was going to fall trying to run out of there. She had everyone in the room laughing so hard. Cool post thanks.

ROFL... hahaa This is too funny. Gosh, it must have been so humiliating. But I am glad the President dealt with this with his sense of humor.Not that he could have done anything much anyways.LOL I don't have any such hilarious experiences with animals. But I promise you, if I do, you will be the first to know.

I can't believe they didn't edit out that portion - how embarrassing! I don't believe I've ever witnessed anything like that, except maybe a bird dropping his doo. That's bad enough!

I could, but I think it would have to go in the X-rated section! One of many involves an amorous moment on Wimbledon Common, a golf bunker at midnight, and an inquisitive Maltese Terrier called "Mitzi" who decided to do to my fiance's backside what dogs normally only do in greeting to each other. "Go on - Shoo! Go away!" "Ow! What's it doi ... actually, that's quite nuice -" "Mitzi! come out of that bunker and leave those little white balls alone!" Followed by a lot of hectic undergrowth rustling, a tweed jacket and a torch. It was near the snobby part as well - Wimbledon Village. Oh, the shame. I won't tell you about the curious case of the horse in the stable at nighttime.

Heh! That would be one heck of a blessing. I had a dog who gor sick one time, and threw up in one of my brothers sneakers. Didn't seem like anything you could consider as being good at the time. Three weeks later, my brother dunked, and tore the basketball rim down in the process. Maybe it was a blessing for him. I don't remember him having such impressive vertical leaping ability before that. It sucked from my point of view, because it took forever for him to get around to putting the rim up again. I think my dog had magic vomit or something. Maybe if I were the one who disposed of the ruined shoes, the blessing would have been mine instead.