What is the funniest thing your child ever said?

My 6 year old nephew said when asked how rain occurs." Nephew:People travelling on plane urinate and that comes down as rain.

When my son was about 6 he came home from school one day all excited telling me about the dinasours they are learning about and as serious as can be looked at me and asked if i ever saw any real live ones back in the old days when i was a kid. Boy did that make me feel old.

My daughter Skylar and I were shopping. I had to get a bra, she has been with my mom shopping for a bra and my mom puts them on her head and if it is bigger than her head, she knows it fits. well.. my Sky did the same thing. The lady came over and asked her what she was doing sky says " Well, if the bra coves my eyes, then it might fit my mom.. hey, you have big boobies, where do you get your bras from?" LMAO

Oh, and let's not forget what my darling son said to me in Kroger one day. This was 3 years ago, so I was 25 and he was 6. I said something like, I'm getting old. He says, but mom, you're only 40! I swear they heard me yell in Japan.

We were getting ready to move here to Washington, and I kept impressing on the kids that we needed to save money for our move. Well, one day, Bethanie, my 5 year old daughter, went shopping with my sister Kathy. I gave B $5 to buy some earrings. Apparently, B picked out her earrings, but told Kathy that she had to pay for them so B could save the $5 for the move. Amused, Kathy paid for the earrings. So they get back to Kathy's house, and B decided to spend the night. B and my niece, Emily, who's 12, were outside playing when the ice cream man came by. B went in to get money from Kathy, who gave her $3. Later, Kathy asked B and Emily what kind of ice cream they got. Emily said that B said she had to save that $3 for our move and wouldn't get either of them ice cream! Sigh. Oh, and if you say something's not fair, B will tell you that life isn't fair.

not my child, but a child once said to me, after i asked what her birthdays was: November 41

My little nephew was 3 or 4 years old and riding in the car with his mom. They were traveling and passed a refinery and they don't smell very good (for those of you that don't know). My little nephew said to his older sister, "Shuuuuwey, Sissy was that you?"

When my daughter was about 8 yrs old, we were watching a nascar race when the announcer said that a driver had lost his engine, my daughter looked at me as serious as could be and said Dad, who took his engine, I laughed for hours on that..

My son was almost three at the time... One of my couch pillows came undone and my son could see the white filling inside... He looked at me and said... what is grammy's hair doing in our pillows? I almost peed my pants....

Also after having 3 boys I finallly had a girl. My 2 youngest boys were 2 and 3 at the time. One day they were watching as I was changine her diaper. They were wispering to each other thinking I couldnt hear them. One saying "where is it"?" The older one replying " I think it she will grow it later." I had to explaing to them that she was a girl not a boy and doesnt have one.

When my daughter was 4, we were driving down the road and my daughter says "Mom, we have to have a serious talk." I asked her what it was and she said, "I'm getting married." I told her she couldn't do that because I was not buying her one. She looked at me so serious and told me "That'a ok, Jamie is getting me one, so stop at his house so that I can find out if he did yet." I nearly busted a gut. We didn't go to Jamie's house for a while. I did not want her to go in and ask that!!

My grandson was having dinner with us one evening, when I pulled a stem from my green beans. He asked if it was a green bean bone.

hmmm...when my son was 5 and I was pregnant with my daughter, my husband, his uncle and his grandpa were outside working on the party barge. Well he proceeded to tell them that his Mama was Bigger than the party barge! So now everytime hubby's uncle is over he asks my son how much I weigh and it's always something obnoxious...last time he told him I was down to 610 now.

when my daughter was learning her alphabet she would sing ~a b c d e f g h i y everybody p ~

My son (8 years) had just made us feel really old when we were discussing the rules for monopoly. He was fed up with our instructions and finally told us....that's not how we play Dad & Mom...maybe in the Old days they played that way. That same day his younger brother and him went to a Birthday party and were playing in the big Jumper. Some younger child came out of the jumper telling on the Old guy in there was bouncing everyone around. Well, it was my son and he heard it and came out of the jumper pouting that he's the old guy.

Well my son is only 5 1/2 months old... so the funniest thing he has "said" is babbles

hahahahah that is soo funny!!!! I have the most funniest thing I have ever heard..oK LISTEN TO THIS...lol..2 weeks ago Skylar and I were looking at his baby pics.,.and dont forget hes 4 lol..anywho..I came upon a pic with my belly showing..and i say..Look hunny!! thats a pic of mommy when I had you in my belly.....OK U READY???? he says......YOU MEAN THAT YOU ATE ME MOMMA!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!omg!!!!!! His face went all pale..eyes as huge as the moon..mouth hit the floor..he was sooooo scared!!!!!!!!! I was like noooooooo nooooo babay!!!! and he just looked at me soo confused..and not believing me lol..now how do u explain pregnant to a 4 yr old?? loo..soo i says..well...sometimes if a mommy is really lucky...God decides to give a mommy a baby..and in 9 mths..then a baby comes!! nooo i went in noo more detail, I was panicking as is!!! lol..and then he looked at mne..hugged me and went off and played..THANK YOU LORD FOR LETTING SKY ACCEPT THAT ANSWER!!! LOL LOL/./.

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LOL Out of the mouths of babes is what I always say! My son Dylan was 3 years old when we were visiting his Uncle George, who at the time had a kerosene heater in his kitchen to defrost his frozen water pipe. Dylan was told " stay away from that it will kick your butt" in return Dylan said " But how it don't gots no feet?" I have never laughed so hard and he is now 11 and we love to remind him of this story :)

OMG when my son was about 2 yrs old some Latter Day Saints came to the door..now my boy knew that answering the door was a big no no but for whatever reason he did anyway...well I was "busy" at the time and when they asked could they speak to mommy doesnt my son pipe up with "she's havin a poop" then he leaves the door open runs to the stairs and yells "mummy are you dont poopin yet"...OMG needless to say I was SO embarrassed when I got to the door and saw these two older women standing there gigglin...