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Hello frnds.. This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India Infosys-Bangalore-An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I hav to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.plzz sanction me one weak leave. This is frm oracle-Bangalore- From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his ten year old son: As I want to shave my son's head .plz leave me for 2 days. Another gem from CDAC leave letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "As Iam marrying my daughter plz grant me a weak's leave. From HAL administration dept.,: "As my mother in law has expired and Iam only one responsible for it.plz grant me 10 days leave. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I hav to go to the cremation ground at 10 'o clock and I may not return,plz grant me half day casual leave." An incident of leave letter: Iam suffering from fever plz declare oneday holiday. A leave letter to the Head master: "As Iam studying in this school iam suffering from head ache.I request you to leave me today. Another leave letter written to the Head master: "As my Headache is paining .plz grant me leave for the day." Covering Note: "Iam enclosed here with......." Another one.. Dear sir , with reference to the above ,plz refer to my below. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as Iam her only husband at home I may be granted leave." Letter Writing: Iam in well here,and hope u r also in the same well. A candidate 's job application: This has reference to your advertisement calling for a typist and an accountant-male or female...... As I am both(!!!)for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience iam applying for the post. Do you have any such encounters. Do share! Take care:)