Girls night out
By BeachBaby
@BeachBaby (815)
United States
November 12, 2006 8:39pm CST
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung-over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said.......
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"
14 responses
@ukchriss (2097)
•
9 Feb 07
One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him."
So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!"
The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?",
"I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says,
"Me too! What street do you live on?",
"McCarthy street", second man replies,
"Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces,
"162", second man shocked says,
"Me too! What are your parents names?",
first man replies, "Connor and Shannon", second man awestruck says,
"Mine too! This is unbelievable!"
So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts.
The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?"
"Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again."
@SK401001 (934)
• United States
31 Jan 07
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, ...just f******* beautiful!
@sehgalskapil (1332)
• India
25 Jan 07
HA HA HA HA .....THAT WAS JUST LOVELY...SEE MINE ALSO....
A man was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at an engineering university.
One afternoon, he was taking apart a piling hammer that had some very large bolts holding it together. One of the nuts had corroded on to the bolt; to free it, he started heating the nut with an oxy-acetylene torch.
21 JAN 2003
As he was doing this, one of the dimmest apprentices, Banta, came along. He asked him what he was doing.
He patiently explained that if he heated the nut, it would grow larger and release its grip on the bolt so he could then remove it.
"So things get larger when they get hot, do they?" Banta asked.
Suddenly, an idea flashed into his mind, "Yes," he said, "that's why days are longer in summer and shorter in winter."
There was a long pause, then his face cleared, "You know, I always wondered about that," he said.
@infogan234 (720)
• India
11 Dec 06
lol very funny joke,It's very nice and I enjoyed it very much keep up the job and post more jokes, will look forward for ur jokes lady.........thank u and bye
@Chapman15 (1492)
• United States
26 Dec 06
Pretty funny, I always wondered if girls night out was worth worrying about lol!
@jackf501 (853)
• Malaysia
20 Jan 07
"a happy family gathered together for a little feast during Christmas,
theres a bunch of food, deserts, and drinks.... after they ate and some get drunk they set them'selves aside and fall asleep..
a dog looked at them and said "they fall asleep lets take over" "horayyyy" other dogs replied after they had eat and get drunk, they set them'selves beside there masters bed and fall asleep........
just after dogs slept, cats over taken the table and have the feast also..... they were singing and teasing all sleeping dogs.... "hahahahaha" they cheer for joy... after the feast and also get drunk they sleep beside there friends (the dogs)
it was so silent and cold that time...... suddenly scratches was heard.... OMG the fellow rats came to have there feasts too.... after they ate and also got drunk...... they shout "Where are the Cats! i thought they were the strongest here" "come out you cowards"
