Mate farts in her sleep!

Shouldn't you be sleeping anyway? It bothers you THAT much huh? Well - tell her when you guys are in a jovial, joking, playing around mood. And basically tell her that she farts - of course, in a joking manner. I'm sure she'll ask if you're joking or not. Then you let her know that it's true, but it doesn't bother you and that you still love her despite the sounds. =P I'm sure you do some weird stuff that could bother other people, but she lets it go because she loves you. Good luck! My bf snores and he's a bed hogger. His side of the bed is the middle. Doesn't bother me - in fact, I'm happier when he's in the middle of the bed. He just wants to be closer to me, that's why. ;-)

Seriously, when we're sleeping our bodies do what they need to do. My hubby does this also. And it doesn't offend me, it's silly and I have to laugh without waking him. Does it really offend you so much??

For me the best way to say it, is say it lovingly... Just tell her as if you're just making a joke so she would take it lightly, and assure her that it's really nothing to you and you still love her no matter what. Your girl will love you more if she knows that you love her as what she is including her not-so-good side.

I can honestly say. There wont be a best way to tell her about this just make sure she isnt upset at the time you tell her .. Kinda joke about it some. There is no way she can control what her body does at night.