Fish or Cut Bait (a fiction poem by Clutterbug)
By clutterbug
@clutterbug (1051)
United States
July 10, 2009 7:58pm CST
(Thanks in advance for stopping in).
Let's go on a fishing trip,
but first I'll make a stop
at the hardware store to get some rope,
a hammer and a tarp.
Let's go on a fishing trip,
so get your affairs in order,
rubber gloves and bleach await
our boat trip this October.
Let's go on a lifetime cruise,
'cause when I place your corpse
inside the freezer on my boat
I'll sail on without remorse.
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2 responses
@Swashbuckle (305)
• United States
11 Jul 09
Holy crap, and here I thought it'd be semi-boring!
OMG, this was great. I don't read a lot of poetry but this was good!
I like it because of the morbid-ness of it. I love darkness and murder and stuff. *lol*
I joined your writing posting board, by the way.
@clutterbug (1051)
• United States
11 Jul 09
Thank you so much - I'm feeling ghoulish tonight (not to be confused with goulash), must be a full moon, lol! I don't know what or where a writing posting board is... I'm still feeling my way around this place.. Thanks again!
@khayshenz (1384)
• United States
11 Jul 09
In the beginning, I got a little excited. The possibility of going on a fishing adventure excites me. Then you start talking about going on a cruise. Oh how I love cruisin. THEN all of sudden you're talking about a corpse! MY corpse!!
Hahahahaha - you're poems are short and sweet. And catchy, very catchy. Thank you again for gracing us with your words.
@clutterbug (1051)
• United States
11 Jul 09
It's a real pleasure, and thank you very much! Have a great evening.
