I hate going to clubs

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My girlfriend loves going to clubs. I hate it. I hate having all these guys trying to get with my girl. I hate dancing. She loves to dance. She always complains about guys checking her out and hitting on her, but then she likes going to clubs. The only way I can get out on the dance floor is if I get drunk first. But here's the problem: 1) I get drunk 2) some jerk tries to talk to my girl 3) I start a fight with that guy 4) We get thrown out 5) I'm fighting that guy in the parking lot, and so on and so on. I hate clubs. I hate them. I hate the noise, the overpriced drinks, all the losers who just stand against the wall staring at the girls. Dammit grow some balls and talk to them -- just not MY girl! What's really stupid is when couples go to clubs. I mean, to me the whole point is for single people to go and meet people. I don't know...maybe I'm wrong. What do you guys think? Do any of you love/hate clubs?