Users Guide To... Slobdom

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So, you always wanted to be a slob but wasn't sure how to go about it? Here are some tips to get you well on your way to Slobdom! 1.*Problem* You are sitting on the couch eating something that is in a wrapper, but there isn't a garbage can within arms length. *Solution!* toss the wrapper behind the couch.. remember, outta sight is outta mind and nearly doesn't even exist anymore! Sure, one day, someone is bound to pull the couch out and find it! but they will be too upset to see the moldy, half eaten, bologna sandwiches to get all hung up on the pile of wrappers! 2. *Problem* You haven't changed your sheets since Regan was in office but you just spilled your favorite beverage in your bed while watching TV. *Solution!* Don't sweat thinking that you might have to learn what the knobs on the washer are all about! Quickly remove the sheet! toss it under the bed and grab a towel (there should be one on the floor from the shower that you took last month) put it under you as you grab the top blanket and put it securely underneath you! Waaa laaa! Not wet anymore! and no one is the wiser! 3. *problem* You are at your expensive computer desk doing important stuff (downloading illegal songs) you are drinking and notice there is no cup coaster! *solution!* there are two solutions for this problem and neither one involve getting up! 1. you could use the DVD/CD tray to set your drink on.. OR.. most desks have post-it notes.. use about 40 of them to sit under your drink! The key is to not knock yourself out here! 4. *Problem* Everything you own is in the floor in each room of the house! *Solution* This is more of a mind set rather than a solution but it still works! Bear in mind that we have this thing called gravity and that it was bound to happen one day! If God hadn't intended on a mess in the floor.. he wouldn't have invented gravity! once again.. outta mind.. not a problem anymore! And they said you don't learn something NEW from you kids everyday! pfffft! not true! Anything you wish to add to this Lesson on "HOW TO REACH SLOBDOM"?? [i](source: My family) (Written by: Little_ Stormy) Note: any similarities are purely coincidental or you live with slobs..like I do![/i]