What would you do if...

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you found your child decapitated and you are unable to find his head?Confronted with the horror and anguish of finding his headless body, it would be very easy, for any parent in that position, to loose one's head too. In fact, the solution is astonishingly simple and, in spite of the seemingly irrevocable death of your offspring, will allow him to enjoy the years of life he had ahead of him prior to his decapitation. The solution is to replace your child's head with an elephant's head. Providing the elephant is obliging and willing to help, as soon as the simple operation is performed, you will have the pleasure to see your child playing and laughing again, as if nothing had happened. Soon, he will be old enough to drink alcohol, make teenage girls pregnant, get involved in fights, spend the night in a cell at the police station, read magazines that degrade women and, eventually, rise above all that when he gets a dead-end job where he is bullied by his boss and start his own family, beating his wife and his kids.