How do you know you've been programing for too long (joke)

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You've been programing too long when: When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When as about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed, then i am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for omitting the else clause. When you are reading a book you look for the space bad to go to the next page. When you look for your car keys using "grep keys /dev/pockets". When after fooling around all days with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number. When you get in an elevator and double-press the button for floor you want. When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster that your postal one. When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal. when you dream in 256 palettes of 256 color.