can you tell me a joke?

acie there is this couple A and R they decided to get married .. as a new start they wanted to give up one of their favourite item in their life .. R (husband) gave up smoking A (wife) gave up certain type of "Peas" that she loved because this peas can actually create "air" and make the person "fart" lots Life goes on ... after 5 years ... during their anniversary R : Honey come home early today i have a surprise for you When A was rushing home after work, her car broke down, she called her husband and told him she will find her way back .. Her car was sent to the nearby mechanic As she was waiting she saw a nearby shop offering her favourite "Peas" - a special offer "Buy 1 free 1" .. she was so happy .. She tought for a moment and decided, the air could be released before she reach home and the husband will not find out She enjoyed the peas .. so much so that she did not realise she ate non stop ... as she was driving home he stomach .. grumbled, she released the air .. "Br.....t" , she opened the widow for ventilation .. Many many times she released her air .. As she reached home .. and rang the door bell, the husband "blindfolded" her and took her to the dining hall and sat her down .. The phone rang then .. he went to answer the phone .. Her stomach, grumbeled again, and as she could hear the husband stil on the phone , she raised her skirt and released the air .. so loud, she fanned herself with the skirt ... So evertime the stomach made problem, she listened to her husband still at the phone and continued the pleasure of "farting" then the husband came back ... he said, "Ok Darling ! I am back" .. He opened the blind fold and said "Surprised... ! Around the table seated were all her family and friends ... she could only gasp and faint ...

this is a joke, i heard somewhere, student: sir, would you punish me for what, i did not do? teacher: nope. student: I did'nt do my ASSIGNMENT!!! was it good, pls comment.