What are you doing, bunny???

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The FUNNIEST thing happened to me the other day that I will never forget. I was coming home from a midnight showing of a movie at the theaters with a friend of mine, so we are driving home at like 3 in the morning. We are so sleep deprived that we have the giggles already and we somehow missed the first turn into my neighborhood to get home. So lucky for us, the next turn connects to my street as well, so we turn in and do a kind of U-turn thing when all of a sudden... A BUNNYYYY. He was just sitting there in the middle of the street! And lucky for him, I wasn't going very fast so I slowed and waited for him to move out of the way, like, "MOVE BUNNYYYYY!" because my crazy tired self started to talk out loud to a bunny who could neither hear me nor understand me. So you'd assume that the bunny would hop out of the way, right? Don't birds do that too? "Oh, crap, a car is coming! Gotta move!" And they move, right?! WRONG. The bunny came RUNNING AT MY CAR! I started screaming and dramatically slammed on the breaks (even though I was only going 5mph already) and was yelling "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BUNNY????? ARE YOU CRAZY!?" Then proceeded to crack up laughing at myself for screaming like an idiot at a rabbit as the bunny changed direction and finally hopped away. Now, I don't know if this is just hilarious because of how tired we were, or because of how dramatically I can explain the whole story, but I thought this would be a great story to share. Hahahaha.