when was the time you made the loudest fart in your life?
By HelScream
@HelScream (2822)
Philippines
August 11, 2009 5:38am CST
Yiiiiippppppppppppppppppie..... 
Finally i did something which i am proud of. Yes i did it & just today. Today i made the loudest fart in my life. My gf always thought that i am shy to fart in front of her. But today i just did it & even she got scared hearing that. YESSSSSSSSSS
I am so happy because i now can say i am not shy to fart in front of anyone and proved it. She always irritated me with that i am shy. And when i fart today it was very loud and the loudest in my entire life.
Well this day is memorable to me. So what about you? Do you remember when was the time you made the loudest fart in your life?
Finally i did something which i am proud of. Yes i did it & just today. Today i made the loudest fart in my life. My gf always thought that i am shy to fart in front of her. But today i just did it & even she got scared hearing that. YESSSSSSSSSS
I am so happy because i now can say i am not shy to fart in front of anyone and proved it. She always irritated me with that i am shy. And when i fart today it was very loud and the loudest in my entire life.
Well this day is memorable to me. So what about you? Do you remember when was the time you made the loudest fart in your life?3 people like this
4 responses
@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
12 Aug 09
u are not a kid.been nice to know u up until your last discussion.
@HelScream (2822)
• Philippines
12 Aug 09
kids can be disgusting right bubu 
hmmmm well it's my first bubu hahahha
hmmmm well it's my first bubu hahahha
@Margajoe (4747)
• Germany
11 Aug 09
Oh My! What is happening to you? I leave you alone for a couple of weeks and you turn into a farting Yipie??? What is going on?
As your guardian angle I must warn you. Farting is rude!
Personally I try to keep my farting to myself. On the toilet or at least with no one around.
My BF farts a lot , I find it very annoying. I don't like to find dirty underwear in the wash either. Yuck.
The farting is not even the worst of it. The stinking is like he is trying to kill me. It is terrible!
Well anyway seems like I had better come back here more often. 
Take care, have a nice day.
As your guardian angle I must warn you. Farting is rude!
Personally I try to keep my farting to myself. On the toilet or at least with no one around.
My BF farts a lot , I find it very annoying. I don't like to find dirty underwear in the wash either. Yuck.
The farting is not even the worst of it. The stinking is like he is trying to kill me. It is terrible!
Well anyway seems like I had better come back here more often.
Take care, have a nice day.@HelScream (2822)
• Philippines
12 Aug 09
hahaha i too am confused after weeks of no new discussion I made this discussion
out of nowhere well at least this is the other part of me showing that I am just
human who knows how to fart out loud
Mine is not smelly Joe no need to worry about that bad smell , it's just funny
to hear myself do a loud one and cant help it hahahhahaha...yeah you should check
out on me more often lol I think I am getting crazier by day.. missing you
a lot my friend ... have a great day.
Mine is not smelly Joe no need to worry about that bad smell , it's just funny
to hear myself do a loud one and cant help it hahahhahaha...yeah you should check
out on me more often lol I think I am getting crazier by day.. missing you
a lot my friend ... have a great day.1 person likes this
@Margajoe (4747)
• Germany
12 Aug 09
Hi Dan! I miss you too.
Been very busy and now my back hurts again, so I will be on my computer more.
Unless it gets worse, then I will have to lay down.
This week there are strange men working in my house. Putting in my new central heating. Boy, did they make a mess!
They can't help it, dust everywhere.
Oh well, next week my back better be good, then I can clean up everything again.
Oh ja, next week I am planning on working for me. hahaha!
I have joined a babysitting site. I will go babysitting.
I think I can do that. I love babies. hahaha!
They sleep alot, so that should not be a big problem.
It makes more then the pub I am working at for 4 euro's an hour.
I can get 7 to 10 euro's babysitting and no drunk guys to ruin my mood.
See you later.
Have a nice day my friend.
Oh ja, next week I am planning on working for me. hahaha!
I have joined a babysitting site. I will go babysitting.
I think I can do that. I love babies. hahaha!
They sleep alot, so that should not be a big problem.
It makes more then the pub I am working at for 4 euro's an hour.
I can get 7 to 10 euro's babysitting and no drunk guys to ruin my mood.
See you later.
Have a nice day my friend.
@neildc (17239)
• Lapu-Lapu City, Philippines
11 Aug 09
Hi. I can't remember when did I fart that loud. But I was a shy guy until i met the family of my wife. They always contest who burps and farts the loudest. LOL. So there were times that one farts, I will try to get some air, concentrate and make to loudest fart that I can. LOL.
@HelScream (2822)
• Philippines
12 Aug 09
hahahah well yeah it's very funny farting out loud but I guess I wont
be able to do it in front of my in laws only to my gf hahahhaha since she want
to hear me fart so badly well if you do have that loud fart then share
to us your experience then lol
well if you do have that loud fart then share
to us your experience then lol 