What would you do?

It seems as if your friend may be insecure . This behavior he has with you makes it sound as if he has to be the guy on top or for better lack of words A big shot when you are around other people. Does he treat you like this all the time ? Or just around others ? If its all the time you might want to confront him ,If you value the relationship. Otherwise it might be time to find some other friends.

I think the instance you have given favours to your friend the most.Look if your friend is not interested in cuch teasing and he is not doing it to you then you must also keep in mind about the feelings of your friend and mind you........ you have written that you were thinking of giving him a slap on his face...........so mind dear friend if you have ever been treated him as your friend you would never do such cheap things to your friend.Just respect his feelings and you will see that he will also give you the same response............try it

my thing is what i decide to do and i know it's right i wouldn't worry about him. now unless it's something that can harm or kill you then it's different. but you got some who think they know what's best for you. hes not your daddy so you do what you want

Looks like your friend likes to dominate people by his attitude.I think people with this kind of mentality should be dealt very carefully.Even if you try little bit to lenience they thing that they are being dominated by you or you are trying to showoff your self.If I was in your situation that you have mentioned,then I would have that "Did I tell you the way that I want you to tease me?" then why the heck are you bothering about the way I am teasing you?And if it hurts you that much then stop teasing me.Till then I'll tease you in the what ever way I like.Some times,I guess oral attack will have much effect compared to that of physically handling a person.

It is not fair,so tell him what you think of this thing,if you are real friends,he will listen to you and accept the right opinions,tell him,what you want to do,or what you think about his behavior.

I think its important you let your friend know what opinions you have about him. Why should you be scared of saying what you want to say and do :-)

This is not fair at all to do what other think and believes is right for you because you can as well think for yourself sometimes. You can do what you want after all it is your life and not his so do what you feel to do instead of listening to his instructions, he may as well be wrong also so better to think from your brain and do what you want and feel to do.