May I Scratch This?

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You know, sitting here thinking, men can go around and scratch you know where with out anyone saying anything to them. Here us women, need to itch....you know you have to and we squirm in our pants; hoping the seams will ease the itch, then if we have a hip itch: oh my, people are talking saying she just scratched her butt!!! Then if we have that nagging booger, we have to go digging for that nasty green irritating thing, though we can't do that while someone is watching but it is acceptable if we scratch our ear in public... does anything itch now?....make sure no one is looking first.