Has rhythm. Has music. Couldn't ask for anything more but YOU!

@James72 (26790)
Australia
August 19, 2009 3:44am CST
I reckon this would be my catchphrase if I were to venture into the world of online dating and wanted people to read more about me. You reckon I'd get me some? I'm happily married of course and only mucking around here (Love ya sweetheart! ), but if you had to come up with your own catchphrase to try and attract someone into wanting to know a little more about you, what would it be? Here's a few more examples for fun: "Have a great sense of humour and can lick my own eyebrows!" "Had drinks with Cupid last night and he said to tell ya I was coming!" "Brad Pitt won't be seen with me 'cos people call him ugly when we're out!" Well what are you waiting for? Let me hear 'em! Who can tell I'm bored with too much seriousness around me lately? lol
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SandrainSpain
@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
19 Aug 09
'Suffers from shizophrenia, so you get two dates for the price of one.' 'Practicing nymphomaniac requires help to achieve perfection.' 'Young, beautiful, sexy blonde seeks Babe Magnet. Must have a guide dog and/ or white stick to appreciate me fully.' How's that for starters? If I can think of any more, I'll come back later.
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James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
19 Aug 09
Hahahahahahaha, they'll be beating down your door Sandra! (Using that white stick of theirs of course) Love the first one especially as it reminds me of some stand-up content I wrote a while back that followed a similar line. You don't have your own tractor too do ya? If so, I'd add that fact fr extra oomph! lol
mtdewgurl74
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
21 Aug 09
Those are great.. I loved the top one..could be right up there with multiple personality disorders..lol
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mtdewgurl74
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
22 Aug 09
Multiple personalities would sure keep a person on there toes of not knowing from one minute to the next who they were with..lets just just hope one personality isn't a dominatrix..but then again if a person was into that..it would be a fun treat.. I guess it would just be easier to have one say.. Single,willing and ready whenever you are....that might get some attention.. Or a Waitress.. serves with "nothing" but a smile..and you always leave satisfied.
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
19 Aug 09
Smart, great sense of humor, can cook some, loves to travel, loves music, loves animals. DD cups included? Maybe not...
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
19 Aug 09
LMAO Forgot to add: Married - will let you all know if status changes.
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pratyushtamhankar
@pratyushtamhankar (859)
• India
19 Aug 09
Oh atleast you ain't knocking my door down like he said women will...
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pratyushtamhankar
@pratyushtamhankar (859)
• India
19 Aug 09
Hey sweetie, I'm Pratyush, a friend of James...
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mtdewgurl74
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
21 Aug 09
Well, if I had to put myself on the market, and had to have a catch phrase..lord this is actually hard to think up.. umm..I think I will go to bed..it is after 6 am here and answer this when my brain isn't so tired and fuzzy..cause all I could think up is crazy stuff. To weird for even here..cause Hotter then a steak on a grill and just as tasty doesn't sound right..
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James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
21 Aug 09
"I think I'll go to bed..... Wanna come with me?" sounds like a pretty good line to me Becca! Get some sleep will ya and dream of sizzling grill steaks! lol.
mtdewgurl74
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
21 Aug 09
Well there you go, there me a new catch phrase..Although a few days ago Mykl said a cheeseburger cologne would catch a few mens attention. night..
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James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
21 Aug 09
Personally I'd prefer a cheese and bacon burger cologne, but each to their own! G'Night Becca.
thebohemianheart
@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
14 Sep 09
Wow! I have been remiss in checking out my friend's discussions, haven't I ? I think I would go with the first one you listed. That is bound to get attention, don't you think? I mean, boobs aside, every guy wants a girl who can lick her own eyebrows, don't they?
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James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
15 Sep 09
It sure IS yummy! It's a dark chocolate too and I love how it makes your throat tingle! I'd send ya some, but you know how it is..... lol
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James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
14 Sep 09
Heya Diddly! I think the only person that would love to have a girl that can lick her own eyebrows is another girl that loves girls! Guess what! I bought Lindt chocolate with chilli in it! Oh yeah, I'm a friggin' connossieur now and don't you forget it!
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thebohemianheart
@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
15 Sep 09
Heehee. Oh, yummy! It's good, isn't it? Mmmmmmmmm, now I want chocolate!
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pratyushtamhankar
@pratyushtamhankar (859)
• India
19 Aug 09
'Hey sweetie, I'm Pratyush, a friend of James... ' Howz this ???
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James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
19 Aug 09
Hahahahahahahaha, very smooth mate! Have the women started kicking down your door yet?
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pratyushtamhankar
@pratyushtamhankar (859)
• India
19 Aug 09
Ya, i'm a bit ... Kicking down my door ? as in, do they wanna come in and or do they want me out so they can, you know be with me ???
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James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
19 Aug 09
Once they start kicking at that door, they're all there for you! I'm here for moral support only. Might even give you a chance to put that good nut/bad nut theory to the test too.
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Theresaaiza
@Theresaaiza (10487)
• Australia
21 Aug 09
No wonder why I am not into online dating, James!!! Hahahahaha.......
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James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
21 Aug 09
Why would you even need to be given all the action on mylot? Nice to see you Theresa, it's been a while!
James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
22 Aug 09
Me too Alice. I'm a cheese man from way back!
Theresaaiza
@Theresaaiza (10487)
• Australia
22 Aug 09
We should make our own website and call it. www.want_some_cheese.com or www.get_a_room.com........haha
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alokn99
@alokn99 (5717)
• India
19 Aug 09
Not enough of the Red Sea it seems James..Lighten up. I've seen some catchy, vague and some stupid catchlines and i even remember a recent radio program which had guys come and give some of their lines. I had got inot splits of laughter. I'll come up with a few,have some other lines revolving in my head right now.
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James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
19 Aug 09
It was definitely not a long enough vacation mate. Oh well, hopefully I'll get to do it again soon! No pressure on the lines, but I hope you do ened up remembering some of the funny ones you saw! I thought of a new one whilst in the car on the way home..... "Horse loving man seeks like minded woman. Must have own saddle!"
riyasam
@riyasam (16556)
• India
26 Sep 09
(hope my hubby doesnt see this!!!)but i really like great rhythm and music(oops,i forgot to put these in caps)
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James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
27 Sep 09
You're not talking about "Horizontal Folk Dancing" here are you Mable? lol. Does Hubby not enjoy a good session of rhythm and music? Maybe you could try something with a faster beat?
James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
4 Oct 09
Yes dear.....
TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
3 Oct 09
Hey, it's spelled "Mabel" and don't talk about my momma that way!!!
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mimpi
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
22 Sep 09
I come with lot of baggage....any shrinks out there!!?? I am just the opposite of this though...
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James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
22 Sep 09
It's not the baggage itself, but how you pack everything within it that counts!
TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
2 Oct 09
Insane but honest about it Shower frequently (don't ask James for reference) Best one liners in the business Lousy poems and puns R us Quiet except when it comes to *ahem* Sings beautifully off key Cooks and almost never burns Yes, those really are my nose hairs
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James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
4 Oct 09
Hahahahahahahaha, the scary thing here Dawn is that somewhere out there, there's a guy that would read that description and say to themselves "Good Lord, this is the PERFECT woman for me!!!"
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James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
5 Oct 09
Personally I felt that it would've been the nose hairs that really got the blood pumping for someone, but #5 has merit too, yes.
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
5 Oct 09
I'm going to bet the #5 is what seals it!!!
Wizzywig
@Wizzywig (7847)
•
20 Aug 09
"You mightn't be able to teach me new tricks but I already do a great Spotty-dog impression" "Norah Batty - eat your heart out!" "Painted by famous artist... (Picasso)" "Low maintenance; high energy!" "I'm a little teapot, short and stout......"
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James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
20 Aug 09
But are you prepared to give access to your handles and handle their spout Wizzy? The spotty dog impression is certainly impressive too! You could end up with some lonely men from the Croft's circuit with a line like that.
James72
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
20 Aug 09
All I can suggest is that you steer well clear of people that have a history with hand puppets Wizzy, that could end up nasty! Maybe a mime artist would be a safer option?
Wizzywig
@Wizzywig (7847)
•
20 Aug 09
Let me hear those teacups a-rattling!! Oh, I really do not want to be in a dog-ridden environment ... I'm thinking daddy Woodentop would probably have gone to the great puppet theatre in the sky by now but Willy the son might still be prepared to take care of an aging Spotty dog...
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