What was the worst cheesy line you ever heard?

Worst one for me! "Are your legs tired because they've been running through my mind all night?" Really???? Pathetic

I was going into a store one day and a man asked me "how much". Now that was about as bad as it get's. On the other hand, I heard one in a bar one night that made me laugh all the way home. The man asked me if I wanted him to eat cherrie's out of my belly button at his place. That was cheesy.

My boyfriend is never cheesy. Actually that's one thing I wish of him to have...even just a bit! lol. But one time, he got cheesy, and I bever really considered it as worst. I considered it the most touching line ever. He was assigned in a very far place because of his job and once, I texted him how much I missed him and wanted him to text me when he was home (in his boarding house). He replied to me that he can never be home, because his home is me. SAY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZ!!!! hahahahaahahaaaa

I'm not sure if I would call it creepy or just weird but a few years ago I worked at a grocery store and this guy (drunk) came in and said "You have the most beautiful eyes. I could stay here all night and make love to your eyes." I couldn't help but ask him how the hell that would work. Okay, that was probably the weirdest, cheesiest would be the timeless, yet still crappy, "Did it hurt?" "Huh?" "When you fell from heaven." And then the funniest I've ever heard, which was a joke, "Nice shoes, want to ****?"