If ducks fly south for winter, where do the ducks already living down south go?

The southern ducks dont go anywhere. They just moan about all the bloody holidaymakers flying in with their knotted hankies, string vests and sandals with socks - dawdling along the seafront so you cant gat past - causing long queues at the supermarket when you're trying to get a bit of shopping in your lunch hour - littering the place up with their fast food wrappers and dont even get me started about their whingeing, squabbling snotty-beaked kids!!! The polar bears (in dark glasses) would be best mates with the penguins. They could get together over tea and cucumber sandwiches and discuss global warming and other environmental issues. Being on the frontline as it were, I'm sure they'd be able to suggest suitable strategies. Cannibals dont actually eat comedians and clowns since they provide the after dinner entertainment. You mean you've never had a quick furrple?? furrple (verb) to stroke a furry animal affectionately. As for a hobby... well, I'm sure there will be a quiz somewhere online that will tell you what your perfect hobby is, based on your favourite colour/pizzatopping/animal/fruit/eyecolour...... (PS. Hope this helps)

reindeer migrate. whales migrate. Bison migrate. Elephants migrate. Salmon migrate. Antelope do it, too... everybodies doin it. the whole world over. why don't we? oh wait I know why humans cant even poop or sleep right when they travel...Talk about easy prey...maybe that's how natural selection works. the constipated, bloated ones are always much much slower to run, easier to pick off...

Well Maybe the Southern birds fly to visit the Northern Birds in Summer Months and Spring so, the Northern Birds fly South to visit them in the Winter Months.. But I am thinking that Southern Birds stay and fight for their territory from the northern birds... Well Let's just say that Polar bears and Penguins wouldn't get along...they would be like putting 1 piece of chocolate in a room full of cranky woman... But the bear would win..and bye bye Penguin. Maybe the comedians would taste so funny that they would decide to keep them as entertainment instead. I don't know about the poets but it is hard to find a word to match Purple...I wonder how they thought up of that word anyhow..

Quite easy.. How Polar Bears and Penguins get along? - They do quite amicably. Soon you will be introduced to Pengu bears and Polanguins. Do cannibals think that comedians and clowns taste funny? - Funnier than you actually think.. Why do no words rhyme with purple? - to increase the mortality rate of the desperate poets.... Any thing else James??

Maybe they're having an around the world race? Polar bears think penguins are fluffy, yet crunchy. Haven't you ever heard of a purple nurple? And why are you trying to put your head around it? Delusions of being elasti-guy?

Oh the ducks down south don't go anywhere James, they er, prepare meals for their duck relatives who come all the way form er, north ... Hey and things do rhyme with purple, how about supple, apple or something like that... "cannibals" LMAO !!! Hey I've a few questions... Why do I make faces every time I see a mirror ??? How to cut down (lose weight not CUT DOWN) my tummy in a week ??? Why do my glasses keep coming down on my nose all the time ? WHY DO ALL YOUR DISCUSSIONS HAVE TO BE SO FUNNY JAMES ???

Those ducks living south, Do they come over Egypt ? To the desert maybe ? I don't reckon Polar bears quite like those Penguins. Penguins spanking polar bears. That's the outcome. That's a good use for those flippers. And then 2 polar bears in a colony of Penguins, Absolute Mayhem... James, stop asking too many questions about purple will you ? We don't won't you getting to be anywhere close to those purple confused poet society now do we ? Rather think why we have one moon , one sun ?? There's enough confusion as why we refer to so many thins with one word. It's all man's doing. Rather stick to the one's we can't blame ourselves for. BTW it might have been interesting to say what a beautiful "purple sky", Look at the purple water, Why are you feeling so purple ? Once in purple moon... Let the ducks be in the Antartica James, Imagine quack quack this and a quack quack that..

Southern ducks own the condos the norther ducks go to visit...duh. They can't go anywhere or their house would be a wreck. There are penguins on both poles. Just less where the polar bears are...Wonder why? Most Comedians & Clowns don't taste funny. They never were funny in the first place. It's the politicians that taste weird & slimy. That's why they invented the word violet...

The birds that live down here in the south seem to "go" ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR! Can't answer your other questions for ya. So, do you do stand-up comedy, or do you just stick to torturing those of us who come across your discussions online?

Ahhh! The duck question, I love it. Ducks who live in the south go on a cruise, and are invited to dinner...except that they are the dinner. It gives new meaning to the chain of life. The ducks that go south for the winter stay and then take a cruise...etc. Sorry, clowns taste a bit "greasy" from all the makeup. At least they're easy to pass and you can poop and wipe in one easy movement. (That one even had me groaning!!!) Sorry, but many of the poets that jumped survived; after all most poetry is light reading. For your ponderance, if you gave someone a exlax cake with kopectate frosting, which would the person do first after digesting said cake?

Oh, i can answer that question easily. Ducks stay in the south, and boy do they love it when it rains, the other night it rained and i heard ducks all night long from some where. Ducks that are already in the south, stay in the south, and they go and swim in these small ponds, and i know that for a fact because i saw ducks before here in the south swimming in the pond.

I think that in answer to your duck question it's pretty clear. They fly south too. However as they pop over a Pole they are then north and thus have to fly south until they reach the point that they started at. When they fly south. My own thought is what to male dogs in cities do when they can't find a lamp post? Does a wall feel the same to them?

I know where the ducks go! and damn, them ducks livin large! www.youtube.com/watch?v=p10YyBuzicQ

Hello, James. My, you do come up with some profound questions. You must spend hours gazing at your navel. Well, I just heard on the news that nobody is flying anywhere this winter - all the flight controllers are going on strike, led by the French of course, so the Health and Safety people have decided it isn't safe for ducks to do what comes naturally any more. They're asking all the countries in the world to set up winter duck shelters; those poorer countries can apply for a government grant. We're all being encouraged to hold charity events to raise money for all these duck shelters. This winter will be the winter of the Duckathon, mark my words. President Obama and Gordon Brown are going to co-ordinate the effort worldwide. Oh well, another failure then! Polar bears love penguins, though not in the Biblical sense, of course - I mean, imagine what the cubs would look like, or would they be chicks? There's another question for you, mate. Perhaps they'd be chubs? Cannibals will eat comedians, as long as their act isn't too near the knuckle. Everybody knows blue food is unnatural. Can't help you with purple - I write prose, not poetry. This is possibly a subconscious decision motivated by the fact that I'd never be able to find a rhyme for purple, which is one of my favourite colours, and all poets write about the things they love.

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hi James well I reckon since they are already in south and utopia'why not just stay there.I think that Polar bears would probably'have a cold weather picnic on the poor penguins.I hope that a lot of'cannibals would think the meat of commedians would be really'off color and off flavor.As for purple I once wrote a silly poem about purple and rhymed it with burple. Poem. If I really saw'purple, I would have to burple. oh what I can come up with when I am sleepy. as for how many poets jumped off a cliff because they couldnt find a word to rhyme with purPle heres my answer'Roses are red'and violets are blue, for all frustrated poets, gee I havent'a clue.

LOL you're right you most certainly need a hobby! Tell you what.. there's a boobie shaking contest later on and we need some judges to determine the ultimate boobie shaker.. that should keep your mind of polar bears ducks and what not..