Black holes

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Imagine, just for one minute, that if you were able to contort enough to look inside your own rectum and that, instead of seeing a black void, you saw the cosmos in all its glorious beauty? This is what happened to one of my friends, who happens to be a mutant like myself. He became totally focused on his inner cosmic self and peeping through his own excretion orifice, admired the planets orbiting around stars in a universe of his own. In case you may wonder, he's been practicing yoga for years. And yes, he's offered a few times for me to have a look but I had to decline, for his own sake and mine. Unfortunately, a black hole started to form two weeks ago. As you know a black hole is a star so dense and with such a force of gravity, even its own light cannot escape. Fascinated by the spectacle of this inside universe collapsing, my friend forgot about the danger and was suddenly sucked up his own a***, caught by the formidable gravitational field of the black hole. He apparently emerged, alive on the other side but said that everything is "reversed" in the message he left on my telepathic answer machine. He didn't explain further so I can only guess that up is down and that down is up in that world. Now, guess who has to find the vibration of that reversed world in order to bring him back?