My kick.

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I noticed recently a topic about chain letters and people were asked if they are frightened of deleting them. I have something to confess. I actually get a kick from deleting chain letters: the thought of actually putting myself in a potentially *lethal* situation causes an adrenaline rush then the incredible sensation of peace and relief when I realize that I will live for another day. Think about it: isn't it thrilling to think that if you DO delete a chain letter, a two-ton cow WILL sit on you or a blue herbivorous dinosaur WILL come, tear you to bits and devour you? with the additional uncertainty of WHEN your death will happen, the death you actually orchestrated and engineered YOURSELF because you tempted providence, adding to the thrill of the experience: the cow may sit on you tomorrow or in a few months or even in a few years. The combination of uncertainty and inevitability of my own demise haunts me, causes me to shiver uncontrollably and to get constipated. Yet, the thought of dodging a horrible, slow and painful death to live another day, until it finally catches up with me, is all part of the excitement. In short, I *love* deleting chain letters and hope/pray that people will keep on sending them. My life wouldn't be complete without them.