Please share your funny dreams!

I can't say whether this on is funny or not.If you can remember,I have invested a small amount in stock market and I am worried about getting a good profit from that.By now,the stock in which I have invested is struggling hard and for the past two weeks,I have a dream where I come out with a good profit. About your dreams,let me imagine your husband,the bug killer will help you to get rid of that spider from the space shuttle.Cheers!

I Hope I'll be Emma Watson's girlfriend, and steal her money

I have lost some of the details, but here's how one of my dreams went: I was driving in a car with another person, a women. But I didn't know the women, nor could I really see her. There's no description of her. Don't know her hair color, her eyes, her size or complexion. But I knew she was there. We were driving down a single lane back alley, with buildings on the left, and a fence on the right. A tall wood fence you can't see over. As we came up to a road that crosses the alley, a police car pulled into the way and stopped us. We all got out of our cars. Me, the women, and the police officer. I can remember what the police officer said, or what I said, but the officer started snapping his fingers. As he was snapping his fingers, all three of us broke into a song: "Whoa whoa oh... for the longest time. If you said goodbye to me tonight, there would still be music left to write. What else could I do, I'm so inspired by you, that hasn't happened for the longest time." A love song by Billy Joel "The longest Time". At this point I wake up with that song playing in my head.

I always have this weird dream from my childhood - my parents donate me to a demon who takes care of me but i'm somehow scared by his looks (and also may be because i know that he/she is a demon). This happens in my grandmom's old residence. The demon take good care but i'm not really happy about being with it. Then when i wake up i feel that the dream is really funny - LOL

i dream i sat in front of my PC, reply mylot discussion with the hope i can earn more and more. i don't even know what i reply but i'm replying a lot of post. and i check my posting statistics, it already reached 1000, and i juz couldn;t believe it. i thought i was dreaming (in my dream), and suddenly wake up (wake up in my dream) to find out that i was not dreaming when i check the reply is still 1000 . then later that morning i realize i'm only dreaming since the computer i replied actually in my office but i wake up in my room..stupid dream hheh

Here it goes i was walking down the street and an old woman was following me. I tried to escape her but i couldn't suddenly she started running and i was like WTF and started running to, i tripped and fell over. The old woman approached me and said Haven't you forgotten something...I was like: what. and than BAM I woke up and i could see my computer running it has finished downloading a game...i was like never again am i doing that.

I think the funniest I have is the dream where the world is being invaded by aliens, and I was being followed by a T-Rex in our village, I was running on foot.. the funny thing is that this dream has been recurring since I was a kid, so when I dream it, I know exactly what to do and where to go, and I know that I have been there before. .. weird right.

Most of my dreams can't be understandable yet some are filed with humors and some with horrifying moments. I saw a dream in which I woke up at a place with full of people walking around with their suitcase and files, maybe a metro city.I woke up there on the road and to my disaster I didn't had clothes on not even the inner ware.I ran to many corners of the city with nothing on and people staring at me with huge range of comments. In the end of the dream I saw nothing happening at last, I woke up i my bed to see my dress one and the dream gone away.

once i had a dream i was chasing a car while i was on a lawn mower, and everytime the car would go faster it made the lawn mower go faster and when the car went slower it made me go slower, and i finally made it to the car and i found out i was on a prank show or something like that and everybody came out laughing at me and my boyfriend had set me up. i dont know if its funny but i do know it's weird. lol