Latest Grassroots movement: The Arfterbirthers.
By II2aTee
@II2aTee (2559)
United States
September 2, 2009 10:49am CST
The most reliable news source in America, the Daily Onion, has so far been the only ones with enough guts to report on the latest contraversy surrounding President Obamas birth.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/afterbirthers_demand_to_see?utm_source=b-section
"To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?"
Why wont Obama release his placenta to prove that he was ACTUALLY born and bring this whole contraversy to an end???
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@thegreatdebater (7316)
• United States
2 Sep 09
LOL, the sad part is that this is really funny. I wonder how many people are going to read this, and demand to see it.
@thegreatdebater (7316)
• United States
3 Sep 09
Deb, Don't you recall when everyone wanted to see Bush's military records? When they were release they blacked out the vast majority of it. I don't know how much money this cost, but I am sure it wasn't free, and I am sure that you and me paid for it. I don't know how far I can throw him, but I do trust him. How far do you think you can throw him?
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@debrakcarey (19887)
• United States
3 Sep 09
NOw NOw...play nice. I can laugh cause it is funny...but you tell me WHY his personal papers are sealed if you can. 
Tell me if any other President has paid almost a million dollars to keep their papers sealed? 
I just don't trust the man as far as I can throw him....do you?
Tell me if any other President has paid almost a million dollars to keep their papers sealed?
I just don't trust the man as far as I can throw him....do you?1 person likes this
@anniepa (27955)
• United States
2 Sep 09
I'm glad they didn't ignore the matter of the conception as well. I won't rest until I see a video and his ALLEGED mother and his ALLEGED biological father doing the deed. Whether we see his "long form" birth certificate or not, even if we know every detail about his birth and even if we have a video of the birth (with Don Ho singing in the background as Bill Maher said) along with the placenta, I won't be satisfied until I know his was conceived in the natural, normal way. After all, how can one be a "naturally born" citizen if they were UNNATURALLY conceived...lol?
Annie
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how do you unnaturally conceive someone? 
@Barbietre (1438)
• United States
2 Sep 09
You know that sad thing is that this would not really surprise me at all. Those crazies can be capable of doing anything.
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@debrakcarey (19887)
• United States
2 Sep 09
I still want to see the birth certificate.
And yes, I have a sense of humor. This IS funny!
What's even funnier....I had a dream that he WAS an alien plant. No, not illegal alien....alien as in the littel GREY men.
So Onion asking to see the placenta made me laugh, and sent a momentary chill down my spine. 2 people like this
@II2aTee (2559)
• United States
2 Sep 09
Thats hilarious... and somewhat disturbing. Frued would have a field day with that dream!
I have read some theories and I have come to the conclusion that Obama was indeed born human. But before the election he sold his soul to the Lizard People who dwell in underground caverns in Mexico. Their advanced alien technologies have the power to suck out a persons soul and replace it with an evil entity that can be controlled to bring about the meticulous downfall of humanity.
I would still like to see the placenta, just to put and end to that part of the contraversy though.
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@debrakcarey (19887)
• United States
3 Sep 09
you just made the hair stand up on the back of my arms....creeeepy!
I've never been a fan of Freud....but I do wonder if there are any dream interpreters out there in myLot land who can help me...me thinks I've just been reading and posting to many anti healthcare reform discussions....
@lilwonders456 (8214)
• United States
2 Sep 09
I think I will pass on this one. I have had two kids. I have seen a placenta before. Don't really care to see one again. Especially not one that has been sitting around for that many years. Yuk!
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