Infidelity and How to Tell if Your Partner Has Lying Sickness

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Infidelity and cheating seem to be somehow associated with the infamous 'Telltoomuchlie' syndrome, otherwise known to non-professionals as 'lying sickness.' The Telltoomuchlie syndrome is at its worst when the sufferer begins to develop their lies into evolving stories that will get more unbelievable if you do not interrupt. The sure test is to nod your head with only a slight frown, when you feel that your partner is feeding you spaghetti regarding why they were out all night with their mobile switched off, and why they told you that they fell asleep at their friends house after drinking too much. The friend that lives five miles away, and they had 60 miles clocked up on their car mileage (you gotta be observant). They will begin to get more confident and daring if they believe its working and you will begin to see the true signs of Telltoomuchlie syndrome. Telltoomuchlie syndrome can be very dangerous but thanfully not too contagious, so long as you don't believe them or stand too close to them whilst they are having an attack. A Telltoomuchlie sufferer tends to exhibit strange behaviour that we shall examine closer in later threads - but a common behavioural disorder is known as 'Wontansacellphoneopia' and generally occurs when the sufferer appears to have had some kind of memory loss and forgot their way home late at night or in the early hours of the morning. We will discuss this in relation to its sister disorder, namely 'Switchesoffcellywhenwithuitis.' Does anyone have any personal experience of a telltoomuchlie sufferer, please share your pain and we'll try to support each other as we work through this -TOGETHER!