Kids say the darndest things!

Oh my gosh that is soo cute!!! Out of the blue one day my son asked me, "Mommy are other people rude?" 'Cause I tell him not to say certain things because it is rude or whatever, so I go on to explain to him that most people are rude sometimes but we should all try to be nice to each other, blah, blah, blah. Then I say, "You know Mommy is rude sometimes too but it isn't very nice of me" and he says without a moments hesitation, "Oh I KNOW you are rude I was just wondering about other people." He is four...I can just imagine what he says when he is at Pre-School!!!

My six year old used to throw fits when I told him "no" a few years ago. His new trend of dealing with my "NOs" is "Aw, come on!" He says it in such a way that I have to make note to myself not to smile. Yeah, it's cute. He sees something that surpises him and he says "Oh, snap!" He's six. Wow. Kids learn fast and think even faster. Sometimes it makes me wonder how far off the day is when I can't keep up with him.

I have a good one. I was shopping with my daughter and 3 year old granddaughter when she had to go too the bathroom. So I continue shopping and my daughter takes my granddaughter to the bathroom. When they arrive there someone is in the bathroom so they have to wait. The other mother and her child leave and my daughter and granddaughter walk in soon realizing that it stinks really bad. They get out as fast as they can and come and find me. My daughter proceeds to tell me what happen in the bathroom. My granddaughter says to me. "Grandma it stunk so bad I wish I didn't have a nose so I didn't have to smell that." LOL LOL LOL I was hysterical. Children say the cutiest things. I'm actually writing all her cute gems so I can reread them when I'm old and gray and want to laugh.

Haha nice one! I have a little niece and she knows a lot, not being a smart aleck but she really knows what she's talking about.