tactless things to say when a new boyfriend undresses for the first time

isn't number one popular amongst demons when they encounter lost souls in the depths of hell?

good ones. all on the same theme but still great.

how about: put your shirt back on, the glare is blinding me or geez did you have a hair transplant there?

and of course. aaah. so that's where all your hair went.

What can I say my mind is a disturbing place when I am home alone care for a cookie? the purple bunny makes lovely ones with sprinkles!

very disturbing the dog one. perhaps i don't want to know any more about what the 'new tricks' are...

don't really like cookies but thanks anyway.

and you my friend are bananas...

Goodness help us, he'll be insisting on making up a threesome with his teddy next. And I wasn't thinking of Greek men.

x - nonsense. they go perfectly together, particularly when he wants to look silly. thea - what do greek men keep on then?

get a grip thea. there is not a man alive who, no matter how much like a greek god he was to begin with, can not be made sexier with the addition of some seductive wooly accessories. socks, vests, bobble hats or indeed mittens

brilliant and i love the last one especialy.

A young couple was getting married and the bride asked her mom to go out and buy a blue nightie and iron it. The mother waited for until the last minute and couldn't find a blue one so settled for another color. She threw it in her daughter's suitcase. On the wedding night the couple were both virgins so they decided they would each get undressed while not looking at each other. The bride pulled out the nightie and said "Oh my god, it's all pink and wrinkled." "You promised not to look!" It's an old joke. Works better said than read.

what's the rest of the joke?

You are right p1kef1sh, I have also enjoyed a few of the responses of the readers. At the same time, I was not able to understand a few, including "That reminds me .Would you look under the hood of my car"

Because he is not circumcised Ramesh.

She replied, "Well what about me?" I replied I won't hold you back!!

good comeback although i suspect there may be a bit more to that conversation. what did she say next?

Some men don't say more being vulgar as it is, my friend. Need to quite in that way of discussion because your girl and I don't know you feel and don't like to be a burden in this discussion...have a nice day!

ok this is just a really silly discussion. mainly an excuse for us girlies to have a laugh at men although none of us would actually say these things in real life. probably. say whatever you feel like - you'll be amazed by how difficult it will be to out-vulgar some of the women who have joined in here.

erm, this discussion is really things that you shouldn't say. i'd guess most men would quite like that one...

nice list karen.

that would be of course a sea horse?

Dogg Rabbit - I was going for that one being a positive one, but I like sea horse better.

Actually, I don't get into reality TV, and I would NEVER choose TV over "other things".

pretty good and i like the addional acting tips in there.

hiya aetakme. this was a jokey discussion about things women should NOT say to new boyfriends. btw of course i have never said any of them...

You want the poor man to commit Hara kiri.