statistics - yippee!

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given the well known reliability of statistics and opinion polls - especially those quoted by such respected sources as the onion (and some others which i won't mention because of the fear of being pounced on) i have decided to do away with all that polling, surveying nonsense and basically, erm, make some up (won't make any difference really). so here goes, breaking news: MYLOT STATISTICS 0.001% of mylotters have called another user a poo-related word. 35% of mylotters posting in politics have called another user a poo-related word. 0.5% of mylotters negatively rate people simply because they don't like them 40% of politics posters neg away 35% of the people posting in religion have called another user an ambassador for satan. 6% of mylotters clearly have only one interest 60% of politics posters clearly have only one interest 78% of politics posters have been known to lose their tempers 80% of users in religion do not believe that anybody except them and their mams knows the Truth 48% of users in politics thinks the other side are stupid 40% of users in politics regularly points this out. 99.99% of all users avoid politics and religion for the above reasons ok getting bored now. hope these irrefutable figures make you think.