Are They Sure?

@p1kef1sh (45681)
October 2, 2009 12:33pm CST
A spam message to me today assured me that "Women will just love the huge bulge in your Pen!s". The advert was of course for little blue pills. But a huge bulge IN my pen!s isn't something to love, it's something to see the Dr about! Would you buy something from a company that gets anatomical "facts" so wrong?
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
3 Oct 09
They're WRONG? Well that was a waste of money! ROFL
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
4 Oct 09
My dog's a female, but there is an old neutered male in town that doesn't realize he's neutered........................now it would be interesting to see how HE reacted..............just sayin'! ROFL
@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
4 Oct 09
Could always give it to the dog/cat....just sayin lol
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@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
4 Oct 09
They say those blue pills work on us bitzes too, only we don't stiff we get moist instead. Who knew?
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
2 Oct 09
hehehehe speechless...
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
2 Oct 09
I was first, I was first... Now I'm excited. hehe
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
2 Oct 09
hi dawn I am second but shucks second doesnt count wah.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
2 Oct 09
Yes Dawn you were first. Now, about this HUGE bulge........ LOL.
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@nannacroc (4049)
2 Oct 09
You know you're not old enough to be reading these adverts, that's why they go to your spam folder. Now behave and delete spam without looking at it.
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• Netherlands
3 Oct 09
haha! I agree with Nannacroc...You are definitely Not old enough to be reading this type of "adult" literature P1key...I Knew that You getting a library card was Not a good idea, Now you think you can read just any old thing!! LOL
@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
Sorry ladies. I'll get back to Janet and John now. Are they supposed to lie down like that???
@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
3 Oct 09
Scary thing is, maybe the wording was correct. Visions of candelabras come to mind...
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
Did Liberace have that problem. Was that why he often had a candelabra on his Joanna?
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@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
4 Oct 09
Could be. It was a very large candelabra too, if I remember. No wonder people (men and women) were drawn to him like bees to honey...lol.
• United States
3 Oct 09
I have to admit this is one of the funniest things I have heard in a very long time!!! Yes, I must agree that if there was a bulge from ...ummm, there...seriously pills arent going to help!!! I use to get these kinds of emails in an older email that we had for years until it got hacked and I would laugh at what they sent me, but then it was an open email for me and my hubby!! Hmmm, ya know, maybe they could use a "fact" checker at there place of work before they send out their emails!! could be a job opportunity for people who are looking!! Happy mylotting!!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
It is? You need to get out more! LOL. Only kidding. If they just slip me $100 a day (I'm not greedy) I'll happily proof read their adverts! I can dream.
@JohnJeff (720)
• Malaysia
4 Oct 09
It does not matter.The important thing is how long you can still doing it and good stamina.Skill also as a main role.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
Most likely.
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• Canada
3 Oct 09
No way!! I just love it when I get spam from a company that says they can give me bigger boobs, and then another that can give me a bulge in my pants. What do they think I am anyway, confused? LOL
• India
3 Oct 09
Well, I Thought The Person Sending the Mail Wasn't Aware Of your Facts .. Now I Am Getting Different Thoughts .. Be Happy The Way You Are, Keep Smiling ..
@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
Now that's many a man's dream fantasy! LOL.
@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
8 Oct 09
I'd be quite worried actually. My mind is trying to envisage just where this huge bulge would be...the mind boggles. I'm sure it would have to be removed surgically Pikie. At the very least it might be uncomfortable and horror of horrors, noticeable from outside your pants. You might be classified as a freak if the bulge was big enough. This does not paint a pretty picture my friend.
@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
8 Oct 09
Fell off my chair at #35.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
8 Oct 09
Not an image of me that I'd be too pleased with either! Several of our Asian contingent seem to have misunderstood what this discussion is about. Bless 'em!
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@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
8 Oct 09
I DO enjoy the different perspectives sometimes.
@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
3 Oct 09
I'd be VERY worried the thing was going to blow up! When I saw you coming with that little time bomb in your trousers, I'd be running for the hills, P1key!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
Fear not Guy. This time bomb ran out of puff years ago! Boom Boom!
3 Oct 09
Hi p1key, If I were a man, I wouln't go any where near the little blue pills, if a women don't accetpt me the size I am, well they aren't worth, as a women,all I can say is big bulge, I'd run a mile, hehehe. hugs. Tamara
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
Good point Tamara. Size isn't everything. XXXX
@suzzy3 (8341)
3 Oct 09
No you never know what is in these tablets could be talcum powder.We love you bulge or no bulge
@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
At least I'd smell nice Suzzy! LOL.
@aerous (13434)
• Philippines
3 Oct 09
I'm not particular in those products, my friend. I think the proper person to answer about is women because this is about male organ...Since I am here I wil only give my views on that particular aspect. I think a big pen is something to love, by those want only lust not pure love and affection. Because there are some women want big and want to experience like they have ridding in a horse organ...have a nice day!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
Thank you. This is more about an injury than the size of the pen1s itself.
@aerous (13434)
• Philippines
5 Oct 09
I think so, my friend. But most women like big, right? Most especially those from western and America...not fit here in Asia...lol. Have a nice day!
@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
2 Oct 09
Aren't these adds kinda like the old days when the tinkers carriage rolled through the village, another old nag pulled up behind the tinker and hawked snake oils and magic elixirs, AMAZING CURES AND REMEDIES! such as "Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale People" or "Lydia Pinkham's Vegetable Compound" which claimed to calm the nerves and wretchedness of women! Blue is the magic pill color now, what if Mr Stiffy really needs a PINK pill instead?
@p1kef1sh (45681)
2 Oct 09
Oh yes. Quack medicines sold by fakes that moved on before the truth became known. I think that Mr Stiffy is always happy with someone in the pink.
@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
4 Oct 09
LMFAO I didn't think about the double connotation when I typed it originally, so thanks... for makin me almost pee myself!
@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
4 Oct 09
So size DOES matter? so many mixed messages in the media these days....
@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
Apparently so. I always thought that it was what you did with it that really mattered!
@xfahctor (14118)
• Lancaster, New Hampshire
3 Oct 09
"Women will just love the huge bulge in your Pen!s" most women I know would run screaming from it.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
My thoughts too. I know that I'd run with it straight to the quack!
@Humbug25 (12540)
3 Oct 09
Hey there p1kef1sh Oh I am not the only one who gets this sort of spam mail then haha What makes it worse is that I am female, so no I really don't want to enlarge the size of my member thank you! If I did want to I woulnd't buy it from someone I got in my spam no more than I would buy vitamins or viagara!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
Neither would I. I'm not in the market either. I've done my bit!
@cupkitties (7421)
• United States
3 Oct 09
Certainly not and If I saw a guy like that I would laugh and laugh til my sides hurt. They also got women wrong. Not all females respond to the physical appearance in the way a male does. A lot are turned on by intelligence so all you need to do is stimulate their minds a little.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
Er......? Do you always laugh at people that are afflicted in some way?
• United States
3 Oct 09
P1ke- I never know what I am going to get when I open up one of your threads!, but personally I don't think it matters. It's what one does with his bits that counts. If he can please the woman it shouldn't matter what size he is. However, they are pushing those little blue pills over here and I'm sick of them. The company also just came out with a little pink pill for women and those commercials are just as bad! I kind of wonder what happened to good ole fashioned roll in the hay! Namaste-Anora
@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
They got hay fever I think Anora. Wanna but an anti-histamine?!
@jellymonty (2352)
3 Oct 09
Thank God I haven't got a pen!s as that sounds awful
@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
I've got one and it sounds worse than awful!
• Philippines
3 Oct 09
Huh? Really? I don't think so this spam are just attracting men to buy their products without knowing if the product is safe or not. Why you have to make you Pen!s bigger if you are satisfied with it? LOL.. Don't mind them it will juts ruin your body and maybe you can caught up diseases easily with that. Hhehehe Happy Mylotting
@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Oct 09
Thank you.