what would you do if you uncontrollably farted out loud...

I think this may actually happen to each of us at least once in our lifetimes lol. Several things come to mind as how to handle this. 1. Gasp, look around, and plug your nose. This gives others the impression that is was NOT you who farted. 2. To own the fart as your own, giggle and say, "Oops!" This makes light of it all. 3. Look mortified, hide your face behind your hands, and make a hasty exit at the very next floor. 4. Show no reaction whatsoever. This can make people wonder who did it, or assume that you didn't even notice anything! Hahaha...have a happy, gas-free day! Karen

This is a funny question because it happens every day in our lives. If there are full of people in the lift, it would be easier to pretend that you haven't do anything, but in real life, sometimes, there are only 2 or 3 people, so, everyone I assume would just keep quiet and curse in their hearts! There is a joke about this about some people boarding a bus. Everyone was so silence when someone farted. So, when they all went down to the next stop, the bus driver called, "Hey, the one who farted just now has not paid yet..." Suddenly, a man responded with an angry voice, "Where got, I've paid you already!!!"

Well for me I'm good at acting indifferently to the smell if I happen to be the one. Maybe I will rub my noise gently and act as if nothing has happened. I don't need to get out of the lift when I'm in a rush, the rest of the people are the ones to get out! LOL!

I look around in disgust and say wow that was nasty while looking accusingly at some poor baastard but not saying that its him joking lol.I would do like you say,keep quiet until I can take myself away from the scene of the crime and if I cant do that and everyone knows that its me,I will just say sorry

I would die right there..lol...I would get out of there as quick a I could and use a couple of pointers from the list one of your responders left.

I would just say "Oops" and walk away

How embarassing, heck I would get out there as fast as lightening.

LOL ! I never ever did it atleast Not Loud ! but if i ever happen to do so, then firstly i would just laugh out loud on myself and if some person saw me doing so..and stares on me then i would just hammer that guy asking "What ? Didn't You Ever Do It ? " rofl ! but i say it would be the worst situation to face,if it ever happen in public.

oh my god! i recall being around 10 years old and was playing hide and seek with all my friends that came over during a play date. i was hiding under a table (i was young and had no imagination of a better hiding place)anyways so i was there for quite a bit cause the seeker never thought of looking for people in the same room as himself (once again we were young so be nice), after being under a table for more than 10minutes i really had to fart and i thought so what there's no one with me anyways so of course i let one ripped! little did i know all my other friends were hiding in the same room too!!! luckily for me everyone was accusing this boy Ben for farting out loud and i just kept quiet and allowed him to be my escape goat. i know it was a rotten thing to do but i didn't want to be known as the girl who farted so i just kept my mouth shut. haha good old times.

I would definitely do the take a sniff and look around with a grossed out look on my face thing. Maybe look at someone else with the 'eww, can you believe someone would do that!' look on my face. I wouldn't own it, I guess I'm just to proud to admit I fart!

sick dude~!