The Truth About Mice and Men

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If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, you're aiming too high! Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the 'do it yourself' type. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason. You're just sick of him already. Never trust a man who says he is the boss at home. He probably lies about other things as well. A woman's work that is never done is the very stuff she asked her husband to do. If you want a nice man, go for the bald one. They always try twice harder. When they say go for the younger men, you might as well. They never mature anyway. A man who can dress himself without looking like Worzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay. Ask D from 'Clueless'. Men are all the same. They only have different faces so you can still be able to tell them apart after all. Definition of a man with manners - he gets out of the bath to pee. Whenever you meet a man who would possibly make for a good husband, you will usually find out that he actually is. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men. It is called a woman. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men. Strong, caring, loving. They could be wrong, but you can still use them anyhow. Men are like animals. Messy, insensitive and potentially violent. But they make great pets all the time. Men's brains are like the prison system. There's just not enough cells per man. There are only two four-letter words that are considered offensive by machismo standards. It's don't and stop. Husbands are like children. They are always fine if they are someone else's. Men can be fun, but you don't have to marry them.