What is the most embarrassing thing, that has ever happened to you?

October 15, 2009 5:27pm CST
I remember, way back when..in my younger days, i had a group of friend's, we all met in school, and used to hang out, every weekend, down the local nightclub (as you do). One of the girls, was hilarious, she was a borne comedian, and this particular night, after consuming numerous Brandy and Babychams, down the local working mens club (was cheap booze)...we hit the nightclub, somewhat abbreviated, and acting daft, having a giggle. We were queing up, for a burger, in the nightclub kitchen area, and my friend, cracked a joke!...i found it so funny, (probably due to the brandy), i set off laughing, and could not stop.....i was wearing a skin tight skirt at the time, and needed to go to the loo, due to my giddiness, but my friend, pushed me, in a friendly manner, and i lost my footing, and went flying, in front of everyone. If that was not bad enough, i had a little accident..(loss of control) drink, and the giggle fit! OMG, i sobered up, in an instant, realising what i had done, but alas!! the evidence was there, a big wet patch on the back of my lovely green pencil skirt.... I tried to pass it off, as i sat in a drink...to no avail, i was now the laughing stock, and my friends never let me live it down, for many years later...talk about want to crawl under a rock!!....It was all in fun and jest, but i have never forgotten that, i was sooooo embarrassed, talk about cramp your style! LOL!! What is the most embarrassing thing, you have done, and do you still think about it? I know i do! LOL!!
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suzzy3
@suzzy3 (8341)
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16 Oct 09
How funny.One day years ago we were at the kids sports day and not many mothers were going in for the mothers race,the headmaster came and made me get up and run,I was wearing a tight skirt so I hitched it up and ran like crazy ,I ended the race with next weeks washing on display,much to everyones roars of laughter.I just pulled my skirt down and sat down again.I said to my friend its alright no one noticed.
MsTickle
@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
17 Oct 09
"No one noticed"....love it!!!!
forestgold
@forestgold (792)
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17 Oct 09
I love the attitude, *no one noticed* LOL!! Best way to be, although Everyone!!! noticed! That is funny, i love the way you handled that. Must have been so embarrassing for you, but again, it gave everyone else a good laugh, so why worry? So funny!
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MsTickle
@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
17 Oct 09
I know how you felt. I've had a weak bladder for years, even before my babies were born. I used to go to boarding school. Mealtimes were so much fun sometimes and I would be laughing so much I would have accidents. Luckily, we wore overalls like a dress over our uniform, sort of like an all round apron, this tied at the back and we also carried our black mantillas, tucked into the apron strings. I would move my mantilla to hopefully cover the wet spot on my apron...no-one ever said anything so I must have been successful. Other than that, my most embarrassing time was when I was with a group of other adults supervising at a school disco. As well as our service club, there were also some Lions club members there. Someone introduced me to one of the men and I commented on the mark on his face saying..."What does the other guy look like (intimating that he'd been in a fight). I received a blank look and my friends all looked the other way...as the guy turned, I noticed in the light that what I thought was a bruise was actually a huge birthmark. I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me. I just excused myself and went and hid.
forestgold
@forestgold (792)
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21 Oct 09
Oh why do we laugh now, when at the time, we wanted the ground to swallow us up!! LOL... Oh my, i bet you were sooo emabarrassed, at that comment..but i bet they all went off and giggled, behind his back, it is human nature, stuff like that is so funny, we are cruel!!! LOL!!!! My worst thing, was asking someone i had not seen for yonks, when her baby was due...her belly was huge!, only to be told, she was not preggie! Ground and swallow, came to mind, i just kind of laughed it off, as a joke, like i was not being serious, but i don't think it worked somehow! LOL!!
grecychunny26
@grecychunny26 (9483)
• Philippines
24 Oct 09
There was so many. When i took a bus when i was in college, i was already inside but I was not in balance, when the bus moved, obviously I lost it and I fell face front on the ground. It was the most hurtful, lesson learned , when taking a bus first thing you need to do is to hold on. Second when i was slep on the rag in one of our rooms. The floor was very shiny outside and there was a rag. As soon as I stepped on the rag I slep hard on the ground, showing my bottom to each and every person that was present there. What I done, stand up, fixed myselfa nd pretend nothing happened. Why, can you do that?
enola1692
@enola1692 (3323)
• United States
17 Oct 09
Oh thanks for the memory I was in the theater group in my town I was 16 at the time an you know when your 16 there was this guy there PAUL oh he was beyond fine anyway I was reaching up to do a set change an I couldnt reach for the prop I was trying to get down an put aside for the next scene an as I was reaching my knight PAUL came out to help me an said nice I didnt know why he said nice an my friend jen was standing off stage an was looking at me an kept nodding her head at me I looked down an realized while I was reaching up my shirt cam unbutton why in front of him I wanted to die an as I went off stage my director said it could of been worse the curtain could of been open an the whole audence could of seen what PAUL thought was nice
forestgold
@forestgold (792)
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17 Oct 09
Hey, he said it was *nice*, so you should have been flattered..LOL, At least the curtain was not open, or you would have given everyone something to gawp at..how emabarrassing...but again, so funny. It is not funny at the time, but when we look back at these things, they are actually really funny.. I bet you can see the funny side now? LOL...
tamarafireheart
@tamarafireheart (15384)
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16 Oct 09
Hi forest, That must be so very embarrassing, just talking about, lol! when I was in school, there was a lad I was mad on and he was an Prefect, well once my friends tied me upside dow with my tie on a tree branch and lift me there hanging about when the school bell rang for the lessons to tart, there I was shouting 'help' then I was brought down, I was so embarrasses as my skirt were over my head showing my knickers and it was the boy that I fancied that came to rescue, when I got to my glass room red face the whole class was laughing at me as they saw everything fro the class rom windows, I still go red when I think about it. Tamara
forestgold
@forestgold (792)
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16 Oct 09
OMG, hahahaha!!... How cruel!! of your friends... But funny!, i bet you wanted to crawl under a rock too? LOL! You gotta laugh Tam, looking back on these things now, you just got to laugh!! I am glad i am not the only one, that has been sooooo embarrassed about something like this..LOL!!.....
JenInTN
@JenInTN (27514)
• United States
16 Oct 09
My grandfather had a horn on his truck that sounded like a cow mooing..lol He was the constant prankster when it come to me and once he dropped me and my firends off at highschool and blew it as we were walking in! I can laugh about it now but at the time I was pretty mad..lol..he sped off laughing.
forestgold
@forestgold (792)
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17 Oct 09
Hahahaha! Don't you just love grandad's? lol, I bet he knew you would be mad... I know, now, we can look back, and have a good laugh at these things. So funny....