If I were brave then I would send fleas
By cynthiann
@cynthiann (18602)
Jamaica
October 21, 2009 5:59pm CST
to a number of persons who have messed with me this week.
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the clothing of everyone who has messed with me this week, and may their arms be to short to scratch"
I would like to send the fleas to the following.
a)To the policeman who stopped me yesterday looking for a bribe - I pretended not to understand what he was asking me for. It began to rain so he left me alone.
b) To the taxi driver who nearly crashed into me last Monday. Did he not realise that there were only 2 of us on the road? So why did he drive straight at me?
c) To my boss who has just refused to give me time off to go to an old friend's funeral. A friend of over 40 years. But I am going to take a day's leave to go. This man was my husband's best friend and deserves my respect at his funeral.
d) To my lawyer who, despite a small progress, is still messing with my head.
Still under so much pressure and may not be back regularly until next week. My part time job has just started up and there is so much work to do.
But I will check in now and then. Still no notifications.
So, who would you like to send the fleas to?
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the clothing of everyone who has messed with me this week, and may their arms be to short to scratch"
I would like to send the fleas to the following.
a)To the policeman who stopped me yesterday looking for a bribe - I pretended not to understand what he was asking me for. It began to rain so he left me alone.
b) To the taxi driver who nearly crashed into me last Monday. Did he not realise that there were only 2 of us on the road? So why did he drive straight at me?
c) To my boss who has just refused to give me time off to go to an old friend's funeral. A friend of over 40 years. But I am going to take a day's leave to go. This man was my husband's best friend and deserves my respect at his funeral.
d) To my lawyer who, despite a small progress, is still messing with my head.
Still under so much pressure and may not be back regularly until next week. My part time job has just started up and there is so much work to do.
But I will check in now and then. Still no notifications.
So, who would you like to send the fleas to?6 people like this
16 responses
@Zenstrive (237)
• Indonesia
22 Oct 09
I would like to send fleas to transport dispatcher of last week who forced me to go hungry for an hour waiting for a car that picked up guys who were having breakfast and not obeying schedule.
I think that's it.
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@Zenstrive (237)
• Indonesia
22 Oct 09
On a side note, there are so many cops here in my country that do exactly as what he did to you, asking for a bribe. They evey pray each morning to have "good income today"
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
22 Oct 09
Pox? What a great idea
A pox is much better than the fleas
A pox is much better than the fleas2 people like this
@SomeCowgirl (32191)
• United States
22 Oct 09
*hugs* Becuase it definitely seems like you need them. As for myself, I would send the fleas to the people who are supposed to be doing my background check etc, maybe if I send them fleas they'll get to hopping and a bouncing around and get some work done!
It's not really there fault, I mean they have someone in my position until November 15th, then hopefully I'll be taking over...
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
22 Oct 09
That is the way to go. I do hope that yoi will get the job. I wouod like to see them hopping and bouncing
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@SomeCowgirl (32191)
• United States
23 Nov 09
Well I went to the clinic to get a physical, still have more to do there but after that I will be able to watch videos for the job and then go to work! I am so happy to finally be on the track of starting to work! We wanted for me to get the job before thanksgiving but as long as it's before Christmas, that's fine too. Heck as long as I get the job! lol!
@katsmeow1213 (28716)
• United States
22 Oct 09
So sorry to hear things are going so badly for you! I'll send my fleas to those same people as well, since for me the only ones causing me stress lately are the ones in my own house!!
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
22 Oct 09
Thanks Kat - I will probably use some but will keep the rest for you to send back whenver you need them!
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@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
22 Oct 09
Still no notifications? WTF? Have you reported it?
I would like to send fleas to my husband’s boss who is making my poor hubby’s life a misery by putting so much pressure on him and for not paying him his regular bonuses this month and causing us to be in debit on our credit card. Why aren’t sales up? Gee...I don’t know...Because people don’t have any money!
Fleas to him!
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
22 Oct 09
would you loke me to send some of my fleas to your husband's boss too! What a jerk! What a double jerk. I am in credit card debt myself so I to am feeling it. I echo you. Fleas to him and a pox on his house!
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@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
23 Oct 09
Yes please! Send the double jerk as many fleas as you like!
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
22 Oct 09
Hi cynthiann, am I allowed to laugh at your bad week? I love the camel flea thing, superb. Whenever I open one of yours I settle back expecting comforting amusement. It's too early in the morning here to think up people who need fleas sending to them, I have a few in mind but don't have the month it would take to bring you up to date on Greek sagas, so I'm going to be really nice and send the fleas to you to send to anyone who stamps on you today. If you don't send them I may require them back later when someone will have most probably become deserving of them.
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
22 Oct 09
They have just arrived by FedEx. Many thanks. I have put them in the shade of a friendly banana tree in my garden where they will wait until summoned.
You may laugh at my bad week, my bad month, my bad year. You may laugh at anything - I do
The fleas are there waiting TO BE USED. On red alert. I MAY HAVE TO TAKE A FEW TO GIVE TO THE NEW GARDENER WHO MASSACRED A FRANGIPANI TREE ON PROPRETY. the TREE WAS IN BLOOM FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. Growing there quite happily, GLAD TO BE ALIVE AND DID NOT EXPECT TO BE KILLED. OH YES, HE WILL DEFINILEY GET SOME TODAY. OH LORD I HAVE GONE INTO CAPS WHILST TYPING. NO TIME TO CHANGE OR RETYPE. APOLOGIES. REMEMBER THE FLEAS ARE ON RED ALERT!
Am in haste - Beam me up Scottie
The fleas are there waiting TO BE USED. On red alert. I MAY HAVE TO TAKE A FEW TO GIVE TO THE NEW GARDENER WHO MASSACRED A FRANGIPANI TREE ON PROPRETY. the TREE WAS IN BLOOM FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. Growing there quite happily, GLAD TO BE ALIVE AND DID NOT EXPECT TO BE KILLED. OH YES, HE WILL DEFINILEY GET SOME TODAY. OH LORD I HAVE GONE INTO CAPS WHILST TYPING. NO TIME TO CHANGE OR RETYPE. APOLOGIES. REMEMBER THE FLEAS ARE ON RED ALERT!
Am in haste - Beam me up Scottie1 person likes this
@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
22 Oct 09
Thinks:
2 sets of unexpected visitors. Mmn:
Thinks again:
does this mean two lots of drinks served?. Ponders deeply: Maybe
@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
22 Oct 09
No you would have to send your own fleas. I don't have enough to spare. I really need all of mine
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@3SnuggleBunnies (16374)
• United States
28 Oct 09
My half sisters a lifetimes worth! All lawyers deserve a lifetime worth too! & Add a few other entities I don't want to list publically!
I have also never heard of such a phrase! & I'll say it again, I always enjoy reading your threads!
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
28 Oct 09
Thanks me darling for your nice comments! I have a special hatred for my lawyer - none years an four months my husband has been and I cannot get the land in my name He's very superstitious so I told him that if I die before him then I will come back and haunt him! Said a few other things too that cannot be printed.! Blessings
He's very superstitious so I told him that if I die before him then I will come back and haunt him! Said a few other things too that cannot be printed.! Blessings
@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
22 Oct 09
hi cynthiann oh send me the fleas and I will shoot them over
to the boss from hell who laid my son off after having begged'him to come to work for 41,000 a year then cut his salary down to 19 dollars an hour then 16 dollars an hour cause the company had overextended itself, then laid him off right when the jobless rate here had climbed to unseen ever before heights. a million fleas to make him scratch himself silly. another thousand to the jerk manager who refused to work with us when my son was laid off, choosing to evict at once.hope the fleas all land in the seat of his pants. and maybe a hundred to the jerk who made sure the elevator door closed immediately in my face instead of holding and letting me ride with him. oh this is fun. whoopee.oh and some fleas to the person who keeps phoning here looking for Rene when I have told him fifteen times this is Gold Crest a retirement home and no no rene lives in my room. may he itch like crazy on both phone hands. he he he.
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
22 Oct 09
Oh Hatley - this is so great! You have used more than the allocated number of fleas. Well, we could all send our spare fleas over to you because it looks like you need them the most.
I do hope that your son now has work - I have 2 sons out of work but they are hoping to grow a catch crop on the farm to make some quick money. Red peas. So let us hope for the weather - not too much rain to wash them away. Many blessings. You are fantastic
I do hope that your son now has work - I have 2 sons out of work but they are hoping to grow a catch crop on the farm to make some quick money. Red peas. So let us hope for the weather - not too much rain to wash them away. Many blessings. You are fantastic1 person likes this
@bodhisatya (2384)
• India
22 Oct 09
Let me see if the fleas are free as yet for they have been on me for a long time now. Guess what! They say they don't wanna go elsewhere, they are having a good time on me.
Sorry to know about your husband's friend. It must have been a painful week for you. I pray that you have a great weekend to cheer upon.
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
22 Oct 09
Bodhi, to get rid of the fleas you Ned to bathe in the love of God and know that you are his cherished so. He loved you from the moment of conception in your mother's womb. He is with you right now with His arm around yo to comfort you. Get rid of the fleas.You can do it. Call on Him for help.
@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
22 Oct 09
Please do not take this seriously. It ius only a joke!
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@Shahrus (68)
• Philippines
22 Oct 09
LOL!
Send a thousand fleas to my assistant who spends more time NOT doing his job, than doing it!
Leaving me with more work than I already do!
I'm working on having him fired... I'm also wondering which idiot in the HR department he must have slept with to get this job, so I can have them fired, too.
When I know that, I'll have fleas sent to them, as well.
May they never grow, except from side to side!
May all their teeth fall off, except those that hurt!
Wonderful to get that off my chest.
Hope the next week turns out better for you.
I currently live in the Philippines, so I understand perfectly about cops asking for bribes.
Like you, I pretend I don't understand what they're saying (not difficult, since most Filipino cops can't speak English), and they just give up.
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
22 Oct 09
Love your response. I just hate corrupt policemen. I take out my cell and take a photo if them as THEY GET CLOSE TO ME AND THEN DIAL THE NUMBER OF MY LAWYER WITHOUT ACTUALLY ACTIVATING THE CALL. This usually freaks them - especially the photo of them. Try it. I just love the curses that you gave - especially about only the hurting teeth remaining, Ouch!
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@skysuccess (8858)
• Singapore
22 Oct 09
cynthiann,
Send in the fleas. Any song writers willing to take this title up?
It is a crazy world out there and I do understand what you are going through. But, I think everyone is already having their hands full (pulled out hair) and I would think the flea is just going to be mere skin deep. These are pretty annoying and challenging times to the effect that Divinity is also loosing patience and sending us payback packages - economic tsunami and the pandemic swine flu.
I am glad that you are having a part time job to keep you viable and occupied. Yet, I feel for your situation with your lawyer and some stupid people. As they say, you win some and you also get to loose some - you just can't always win.
Anyway, I have my fair share too, with work load surmounting due to staff shortage and approaching year end - which is also financial year end closing. But, do cheer up as all is not damned, it will just get better!
Take care and have a nice day.
Send in the fleas. Any song writers willing to take this title up?
It is a crazy world out there and I do understand what you are going through. But, I think everyone is already having their hands full (pulled out hair) and I would think the flea is just going to be mere skin deep. These are pretty annoying and challenging times to the effect that Divinity is also loosing patience and sending us payback packages - economic tsunami and the pandemic swine flu.
I am glad that you are having a part time job to keep you viable and occupied. Yet, I feel for your situation with your lawyer and some stupid people. As they say, you win some and you also get to loose some - you just can't always win.
Anyway, I have my fair share too, with work load surmounting due to staff shortage and approaching year end - which is also financial year end closing. But, do cheer up as all is not damned, it will just get better!
Take care and have a nice day.@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
22 Oct 09
I am o.k today, I know that I am super blessed but sometimes things just pile up and it is hard to keep going. I do believe and trust in God and He has done so much for me. But sometimes it just gets me down and this is not the real me. Many thanks for your input
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@anniefannie (1737)
• United States
28 Oct 09
you had a realy bad time sorry about that no i don't know anyone now i would like to send fleas to but i could have in the past and if in the future someone does me wrong i just might send them fleas it sounds cool. lol
