Ever had an awkward call?

hello friend Many times i received an awkward call.:P 1 Some female was trying to seduce me on call, i was shocked & she was like " I like you Rupesh, i see you daily in our college. I m very crazy about you. & all craps" Later i find out that she's was my friend only, just having some pranks.^_^2 Some guy trying to abuse me, 1st i talked to him politely but later i couldn't control myself, i just abused him like hell after that he never called me:P 3 This was the wrong no. some lady was there she thought that i m her bf;) she started telling me, "hey baby where are you? i m calling you since 2hrs & blah blah blah, well i replied hey swtheart your baby is busy with julie, i may be not like fred flinstone but i can sure make your bed ROCK;) lolz.