really corny and cheesy jokes
By Catachrest
@Catachrest (17)
Canada
October 22, 2009 9:32pm CST
What are some of your favourite cheesy or corny old jokes? The ones that make you just groan until you can't help but laugh?
Here's one I love that my sister told me:
A string walks into a bar, and tries to order a drink. The bartender tells him, "you'll have to leave. We don't serve strings here." So the string leaves, dejected.
The string comes back about an hour later - wearing a hat and a pair of glasses. The bartender isn't fooled,and throws him out again. "We don't serve strings here."
So the string gets an idea. He goes down to the rough part of town and gets himself really roughed up - broken strands, all looped around himself until he's totally tangled. Then he goes back to the bar.
He goes up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender squints at him and says, "Aren't you that string that's been coming in here?"
The string says, "No. I'm a frayed knot."
Groan!
What are your favourite groaners?
4 responses
@shiloh62 (46)
• United States
9 Nov 09
Here's a couple of oldies but goodies(?)
If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall
If you jump off a bridge in Paris you're "in Siene"
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Q: Why do vampires and zombies get along so well?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Shakespeare married and Avon lady.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. This first fish says "Dam!"
@ziyadahinc212 (552)
• United States
26 Nov 09
Here are a few more: Your momma so big she plays marbles with the solar system.
Your daddy so dumb that someone told him it was chilly out he ran outside with a bowl. Your daddy so dark that his blood type is chocolate ripple!
Your sister is so dumb that the coach said drop an give me twenty which replied, "all I have is two tens!"
Are these corny enough for U??lol
@merlinsorca (1118)
• United States
6 Nov 09
That was a good one, I like the play on words.
Here's one that I heard, afterwards we came to a consensus that it was indeed a very corny joke. And it's probably already well known . . .
Q:How do you make a tissue dance?
A:You put a little boogie in it!
@ziyadahinc212 (552)
• United States
26 Nov 09
Here goes one: There once was a White guy, Chinese guy & Black guy who all went into a haunted house on a dare. The first one to find the dime on the coffee table and bring it back outside would get $50 bucks. When they entered the house, they split-up to look for the dime. The White guy found it first and picked it up off the coffee table when suddenly the walls, floor and ceiling all started shaking and a loud voice said, "I'm the ghost of Davy Dave on that table that dime stays!" the White guy dropped the dime and ran out the house scared for his life. Next the Chinese guy found the dime laying on the table an picked it up suddenly, the walls floor and ceiling started shaking an a voice said, "I'm the ghost of Davy Dave on that table that dime stays!" Upon hearing this the Chinese guy took off running screaming out the door dropping the dime back on the table. Finally, the Black guy found the dime on the table and picked it up to all of a suddenly the walls floor and ceiling started shaking an a voice said, "I'm the ghost of Davy Dave on that table that dime stays!" which startled him at first. Then suddenly again the voice said, "I'M THE GHOST OF DAVY DAVE ON THAT TABLE THAT DIME STAYS!!" which the Black guy thuoght was a little strange as he continued to put the dime in his pocket turning for the door. Then the room shook even harder and the voice said a third time, "I'M THE GHOST OF DAVY DAVE ON THAT TABLE THAT DIME STAYS!!!" As the black guy reached for the door to leave he turned and said, "I'M THE GHOST OF DAVY CROCKET THERE GOES THAT DIME INTO MY POCKET!" and walked out the front door.
