What are you doing for the rest of my life???
By ebsharer
@ebsharer (5515)
United States
October 26, 2009 8:22am CST
Cheesey pick up lines!
I'v heard all kinds of cheesy pick up lines. Some really funny some really dumb! So what about you? What cheesey pick up lines have you heard? Where were you when you heard it? Was it directed to you or were you just joking about the line?
Give me your best shot!
Pick me up you cheese person you!
Best "cheesey pick up" line gets the best response!!
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@jbrooks0127 (2324)
• United States
27 Oct 09
Now this would be about as bad as they get I would think.
"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
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@jbrooks0127 (2324)
• United States
4 Nov 09
LOL....Yes it means pretty much the same thing but you have to admit it would get their attention even if they were just trying to understand what was said. LOL
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@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
20 Dec 09
'Where have you been all my life?' is very cheesey, but it lends itself to a variety of put downs.
If it comes from an older guy, you can respond with, 'I wasn't born for most of it.'
If the guy's about the same age but not in the least interesting, come back with, 'Well, after the STD clinic, I did 10 years in prison for cutting up the guy who put me in the clinic, then 5 years as a voluntary inmate in the psychiatric hospital.'
If he's married, say, 'Babysitting your kids while you and your wife were at work.'
And if you fancy the pants off him, it has to be an equally cheesey response, 'Looking for you, lover boy!'
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