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Heck no! I wish I was. At one point, I tried to learn how to knit, but failed utterly. I tried to make a scarf. Got about 1/100th of the way through before giving up because I screwed everything up beyond belief. *sigh*. I'm definitely not artistic when it comes to sewing or knitting or crocheting or anything of that kind of stuff. I'm not really crafty either. I must be missing a DNA strand or something because I'm not good at any of that art stuff.