Yo momma jokes!! Post anyone you can think of!!

Hehehe..this is so funny because just the other night at dinner my son told me a yo momma jokes and I almost spit my milk out of my nose because it was funny but also caught me of guard because I haven't heard a yo momma joke since I was in high school. He is only ten so I thought it was really funny.The one he told me was: You Mommas so fat that when she sits on a rainbow skittles pop out....lol

This discussions seems like a lot of fun,and I have heard a lot of yo momma jokes and they are very hilarious,some of them are yo mommas so fat her belt size is the equador,yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off,people thought she was backing up,yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone,yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy,yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please",yo mama so fat she's got her own area code,Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her,and yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.