I'm Jellymonty.. Do you love me or hate me?
By jellymonty
@jellymonty (2352)
November 2, 2009 10:17am CST
I'M Jellymonty, gotta love me
It's my day off so I'm happy
I'm Jellymonty, I'm very nice
I'm sweeter than jam and hotter than spice
I'm Jellymonty hard as a rock
I'm Jellymonty I look like as a sock
I'm Jellymonty, I don't like fame
I'm jellymonty spanking is my game
I'm Jellymonty.. am a good dancer
I'm Jellymonty, my star sign is cancer
I'm Jellymonty, crazy as can be
I'm Jellymonty you just gotta love me!!
I totally suck at poems
Welcome to my JELLY world... NO JAM ALLOWED!!!
3 responses
@grandpa_lash (5225)
• Australia
2 Nov 09
I suppose I can allow "spanker", since I am technically a "lasher". Spanking hurts me almost as much as them, being such a tender-skinned little critter as I am.
Socks? Legwarmers I hope (drool)? Or at worst, footie socks?
A shame you couldn't slip in a bit of rope to your pome.
"I'm Jellymonty, I live in hope
That you will visit bringing rope."
Lash
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@jellymonty (2352)
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3 Nov 09
I'm not looking forward to when spanking will start hurting my tight little butt
@grandpa_lash (5225)
• Australia
3 Nov 09
Truly? Do you mean you haven't actually tried it yet? Oh Jelly baby, what a treat you have in store.
Lash
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