A CHILD'S VIEW OF MUM. How do your children view you?

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[b][i]Is this what you thought about your mum when you were little? Is it what your children thought of you?[/i][/b] I received this as an email and while I don't usually pass on such things I thought we could all do with a smile. Here are the answers from children in Grade 2 to "Why God Made Mums" Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the sticky tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. Just like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What things are mothers made of? 1. Clouds and angel hair and everything nice - and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mum? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mums like me. What kind of little girl was your mum? 1. My mum has always been my mum and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3. They say she used to be nice. What did mum need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. His background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 3. Does he make at least $100 a year? Does he say NO to drugs and YES to jobs? Why did your mum marry your dad? 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mum eats a lot. 2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 3. My grandma says that Mum didn't have her thinking cap on. Who's the boss at your house? 1. Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. 3. I guess Mum is, because she has a lot more to do than dad. What's the difference between mums & dads? 1. Mums work at work and work at home while dads just go to work at work. 2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. 3. Dads are taller & stronger, but mums have all the real power. 4. Mums have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. What does your mum do in her spare time? 1. Mothers don't do spare time. 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. What would it take to make your mum perfect? 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, some kind of plastic surgery. 2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. If you could change one thing about your Mum, what would it be? 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 2. If she was smarter - then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. 3. If she rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. [i]I like that last one. My kids thought I had a pair of eyes in every room! [/i]