Can you share a joke?

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Laugh is good for our health. Can you share a joke? This is my joke. A seaman meet a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and an eye patch. "How'd you end up with a peg-leg"? asks the sailor. "I was swept overboard in a storm" said the pirate. "A shark bit off my whole leg." "Wow", said the seaman, "What about the hook?" "We weeere boarding an enemy ship, battling the other sailors with swords. One of them cut my hand clean off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "And the eye patch?" "A seagull dropping fell in my eye." replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously." "Yes", Said the pirate. "It was the first day with the hook."