House's best quotes

I just found a hillarious one tonight : Foreman to House : So...you don't want to do your paperwork House to Foreman : I'm concerned about the rainforest!! He had this amazingly inocent look on his face. He's too funny, lol! This is one of the best quotes so far. And there are lots of them since he always has a clever comeback.

I think the best known House quote would be : "Everybody lies!" And by God, that is so true. Very sad, indeed, but also very true. Since we're talking about quotes, don't you think Hugh Laurie would be the ideal Sherlock Holmes? I can just imagine him saying : "Elementary, my dear Watson" with that superior , infatuate look on his face. That would really be something!!

i have many favourite house quotes - not all of them come from house though. here's a couple: House: "can we forget my vices and get back to my virtues?" Wilson: "you are so affraid that if you change, you'll lose what makes you special." unfortunately i cant remember the start of that wilson one. i think ill need to go back to the dvds. :

"I cured depression with tonic water once...that's it. I think there was some gin in it too". I love everything that Dr. House says but that line came to me as soon as I read your post. He said it when his team told him they cured polio with Vitamin C. It was the episode where he was in the CIA headquarters to treat an agent. I love House!

Hi Prado712. House MD is one of my favorite shows. Unfortunately, I don't get to watch it as much during the new season but I am still watching the re-runs. One of my favorite quotes is from Season 5, where he says, "Almost dying changes nothing, dying changes everything." also, same episode, "Familiar with the concept of sarcasm? Don't sweat it, it's new." House played by Hugh Laurie is awesome. His level of sarcasm is something others can only aspire to. I have many more, but of course the some of best quotes relate to lying, "Everybody lies.", "Lies are like children: they're hard work but worth it because the future depends on them."

House has many fine quotes. I watched the newest episode on Monday. I think that the funniest one from that episode is when House is trying to get Taub to rejoin the team and schedules an appointment with Taub at his clinic with a Japanese name. When Taub finds out that it's House he attempts to go to the next name on the list. Taub - "Okay who's next" Taub - "Hitler...really?" House - "I had to have some fun with you while I was waiting"

Hahah! Realy nice discussion! I red all replies and found lot of funny! I have saw all episodes of House M.D.. Now waiting for new one on 10th January. Actaully every episode there are funny phrases from Hugh Laurie! So I like them all . Quite that you put in the heading is one of the favorite also! Thanks & have a great time today!

Hi Prado712,My best quotes is Cleanliness is next to Godliness.Not only best for the house but Also in school and offices.Thanks,Happy mylotting!